The Queen watch

[Dunners]

Hmmm.

[Max B Gold]

Hmmm.

I thought it was because the Corgis ate her invitation

[Jack]

I have thought for some time, the Queen is more unwell than 'they' are letting on.
Sraining her back is a rubbish excuse, that no one will buy.
Get ready for Charles III

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

If she pops off before the jubilee extra day off next year, I’m going to be fuming.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

If she pops off next July/August after the extra day for the jubilee celebrations and we get another day or two off, I’m going to be ecstatic.

[slacker]

Maybe Liz did her back in like me doing some gardening. Hope she’s not got buggering sciatica like I’ve got. She does put in her own bulbs, doesn’t she?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

She does put in her own bulbs, doesn’t she?

Great euphemism.

Yes, I imagine she does, ever since Phil snuffed it.

[Dunners]

To be fair, the Queen can probably sympathise with slacker, as she has a fair bit of land on which to do gardening too.

[Clive Evans]

When Brian laid Brenda's wreath for her this morning, I thought he too looked well old. He is a year younger than me & I look miles better. Despite the fact ( or maybe because ) he has someone to even put his toothpaste on his toothbrush. Also, I have given the Grim Reaper a kick up the bum & told him to come back another day, and still got less grey hair than Brian ( maybe just less hair ). I just hope Brenda grits her teeth and outlasts the ole boy.

[slacker]

I now have a Her Maj lame to fame, as it happens. The gaff we’ve bought (still renovating) down in West Wales was the place Pembrokeshire Corgis were first bred, apparently. So our new home is By Royal Appointment, so to speak. Gives me a right tingle, I can tell you.

[tuffers#1]

Is she still riding horses with a bad back ?
Universal Credit will have a field day .

[E10EU]

Seems to me that The Royals are 'on manoeuvres'.
The main Royals currently being glorified as 'of the people' are William & Kate. Not many days go by when they are not mentioned in the media.
And the headlines still are all out to slag Harry & Megan. How dare he criticise 'the firm' and choose the 'unacceptable' partner he did?
As for Charles and Camilla: in the normal world they would be classed as OAPs and make a wonderful picture sitting outside a beach hut with trousers rolled up to the knees and knotted hankies tied on their heads.

[Adz]

Maybe she's got a new boyfriend, and he knocked her back out?

[Type high]

Seems to me that The Royals are 'on manoeuvres'.
The main Royals currently being glorified as 'of the people' are William & Kate. Not many days go by when they are not mentioned in the media.
And the headlines still are all out to slag Harry & Megan. How dare he criticise 'the firm' and choose the 'unacceptable' partner he did?
As for Charles and Camilla: in the normal world they would be classed as OAPs and make a wonderful picture sitting outside a beach hut with trousers rolled up to the knees and knotted hankies tied on their heads.

The thought of Camilla wearing trousers, no thanks

[Max B Gold]

Maybe she's got a new boyfriend, and he knocked her back out?

Would this have been when he was "smashing down her backdoor"?

[Dunners]

Recentish YouGov poll on how the public rate the Royals. Liz is still holding up well, Randy Andy has plummeted, but I'm surprised about horsey Anne. What's she done recently to be up there? I keep thinking that she's dead.

Queen +71
William +67
Kate +64
Anne +54
Prince Charles +27
Edward +25
Camilla +3
Harry -15
Meghan -38
Andrew -73

[Dunners]

[Constanza]

Recentish YouGov poll on how the public rate the Royals. Liz is still holding up well, Randy Andy has plummeted, but I'm surprised about horsey Anne. What's she done recently to be up there? I keep thinking that she's dead.

Queen +71
William +67
Kate +64
Anne +54
Prince Charles +27
Edward +25
Camilla +3
Harry -15
Meghan -38
Andrew -73

Fantastic in The Crown

[Clive Evans]

I see The Queen wants The Royal Whore to be dubbed Queen Camilla when (if ) Charles becomes George VII. I have a feeling this is a smokescreen, and if she feels like she won't outlive Brian, he will get pushed down a flight of stairs. Long Live Brenda!

[Jack]

congratulations to the Queen for managing to scrounge off the British people for 70 years

[tuffers#1]

Charlie's covid + & met Lizzy .

Not a good situation

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Charlie's covid + & met Lizzy .

Not a good situation

He'll try anything.

[tuffers#1]

Charlie's covid + & met Lizzy .

Not a good situation

He'll try anything.

That made me chuckle .

Sorry I was trying to be serious
That's now blown out of the water .

[RedDwarf 1881]

Charlie's covid + & met Lizzy .

Not a good situation

He'll try anything.

So would Andrew….allegedly.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Charlie's covid + & met Lizzy .

Not a good situation

He'll try anything.

The Queen now has Covid https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60453566

Next step in Charlie's plan about to come into play.