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Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:29 pm
by MrB
Eat The Rich wrote: ↑Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:22 pm
Has anyone ever asked Clay what he does on a football pitch? I'd love to know the answer. In what way does he impact the game? You're not a tackler, you're never in position to stop a counter, you're not a provider, you don't make penetrating runs, you don't score goals... what do you do exactly?
He doesn’t score goals because he’s useless at shooting!! Absolutely useless!! And now he’ll go and score a pile driver
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:30 pm
by gshaw
faith1234 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:28 pm
How we doing at the moment
Our players are threading some lovely passes through...
...
...
...back towards our own goal
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:30 pm
by Story of O
68% possession, and like every other game nothing to show for it
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:31 pm
by Millennial Snowflake
WeVe GoT A tOp 3 SqUaD
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:32 pm
by faith1234
The formation is all wrong but we will have to support the team and jobi
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:34 pm
by Story of O
We start to attack their penalty area and end up passing the ball back to our half.
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:36 pm
by gshaw
Another solid stop by Vigoroux from a powerful header from a corner
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:37 pm
by Story of O
Don't we practice crossing?
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:39 pm
by essexfootball
It's just all possession no penetration, every game
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:40 pm
by o-no
This is as dull as ditchwater.
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:41 pm
by RedDwarf 1881
Jobi has got problems . It sounds like this team has no bottle .
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:41 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
It’s total dross so far.
Struggling to see the point of Wilkinson
Quite agree about the passing being ok but ineffectual
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:43 pm
by Story of O
Safety first passing
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:44 pm
by essexfootball
Commentary "I can't see the strategy"
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:45 pm
by gshaw
Victor and the stream stats trying to claim a through ball as a shot on target haha
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:46 pm
by RedDwarf 1881
I was just wondering if whether our owners was watching this rubbish
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:49 pm
by gshaw
What we need, is a squirrel on the pitch
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:49 pm
by Bergen
HT
Hm.
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:50 pm
by Story of O
If you did not know, you would think Embleton was still in charge.
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:50 pm
by y o y o y
Can we have the 2nd 45mins of just birthday shout outs. This is grim
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:50 pm
by MrB
Errr how many shots have we had on goal??
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:51 pm
by gshaw
Can we have a class register to check everyone is still awake?
MrB wrote: ↑Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:50 pm
Errr how many shots have we had on goal??
That would be 0
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:51 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Zero inspiration
"Marked improvement" though apparently
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:51 pm
by essexfootball
This is dross, no way are the players not more capable then this, jmd and Wright both were out the wilderness and gone to a team higher In the league
Re: Matchday thread v Stevenage
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:51 pm
by cymruO
Not a lot to get excited about. Noticeable that Abrahams has seen as much of the ball as DJ was seeing. Got to be sorting this one out.
