Breaking: Boarding Cup Goes Live

[BIGRON]

Big Nose Orange Billy , would that be me ??

[Max B Gold]

Are the semis at neutral grounds ?

As far as my shed can be considered neutral then yes.

[StillSpike]

In the Final !! getinthere !

Do I have time to write a pop song and elist an It's a knockout team for the morning japes ??

[StillSpike]

Sorry - I forgot myself. I got all triumphant when my first action should have been to congratulate Apple"""yyyyy for a strong campaign

[tuffers#1]

Apple Wumble v Still Spike 4-4, 2-4

Stage 3 2 v Big Nose Orange Billy 0

Interesting, so our finalists are the previously unheard of alias Boarder Stage 3 and the plucky Cockernee Fifer

Sorry just putting my vlog up of
tufty v big nose orange billy

[Max B Gold]

Big Nose Orange Billy , would that be me ??

sh*t Ron. I forgot to include you. Sorry.

BNOB was a telephone entrant I had to make up to get to 16 entrants so mathematically we ended up with a clear run to two finalists without arsing about with byes or preliminary qualifying rounds. I hope you don't think that sporting integrity has been a casualty in all the excitement of this novel competition.

If you do I will declare the whole thing null and void and start all over again.

[tuffers#1]

Null & Void

Max ya numpty

[BIGRON]

Don't worry , i never win fook all anyway and I was still on my balcony

[Max B Gold]

Apple Wumble v Still Spike 4-4, 2-4

Stage 3 2 v Big Nose Orange Billy 0

Interesting, so our finalists are the previously unheard of alias Boarder Stage 3 and the plucky Cockernee Fifer

Sorry just putting my vlog up of
tufty v big nose orange billy

Its weird how fate and the luck of the draw brought youse two together in this esteemed competition. So it is.

[Max B Gold]

And so to the Final. I have managed to negotiate the use of East End Park, Dunfermline for this magnificent contest

Stage 3 v Still Spike

Let play commence

[StillSpike]

If we're playing at Least End Park we'll need to get a bridie.

[Max B Gold]

If we're playing at Least End Park we'll need to get a bridie.

Probably. I have also arranged for our two finalists to have a tour of the ground and to hold aloft the two Scottish Cups the Pars won in the 60's.

[StillSpike]

Thanks but no thanks - I'll just stay at the bridie stall (or in the Elizabethan)

[StillSpike]

They probably didn't pay for the players they used to win those cups - they have form for that, you know.

[Max B Gold]

They probably didn't pay for the players they used to win those cups - they have form for that, you know.

Bitter.

[Max B Gold]

At last the Final and as youse can see below Stage 3 trounced Spike 32-4. Well done Stage""""""yyyyyyyy

Stage 3 2 v Still Spike 4

[StillSpike]

Well I tried my best but I was really up against it, it seems. Well done Stage""""""""""""yyyyyyyyyyyyy


Can I just congratulate Max on the best contest (indeed, probably the best project) on this or any previous incarnation of this board. - It's good when a project gets all the way to the end. Others please take note.

[Max B Gold]

At last the Final and as youse can see below Stage 3 trounced Spike 32-4. Well done Stage""""""yyyyyyyy

Stage 3 2 v Still Spike 4

Oops mistake. I inadvertantly, just for a laugh, but without jeopardising the integrity of this new Cup(The Peoples Cup) included Stage 3's alai user name as part of the scoreline.

The truth is Spike won - 4-2. Fair and square.

All of the die throws were recorded accurately. I wasn't expecting to go out in R1 but as a Motherwell fan I'm used to it.

[StillSpike]

Oh, and Max. If anyone from Scumfermline complains that they've found a big poo poo curled out in the Boardroom, it wisne me.

[Max B Gold]

Well I tried my best but I was really up against it, it seems. Well done Stage""""""""""""yyyyyyyyyyyyy


Can I just congratulate Max on the best contest (indeed, probably the best project) on this or any previous incarnation of this board. - It's good when a project gets all the way to the end. Others please take note.

It was touch and go for a bit. I wasn't sure the low tech aspect of it was going to appeal to the youngsters on here. In the end it didn't so fukem.

[The Mindsweep]

I know the PL & EFL were monitoring this event as a possible solution to ending their seasons. I'm sure it has given then lots to think about.

[tuffers#1]

Uefa Boarding cup tomorrow is it ?

[Max B Gold]

Uefa Boarding cup tomorrow is it ?

Marvellous, we have commerciality and a means to broaden our deep pockets with European money and by doing so collapse the competition in the domestic league. Trust a Celtic fan to come up with that.

What next? Eh? Commercialise sectarianism or race hate for pound notes?

[i8ubutler]

Worst ………….
Boarding ……..
Ever ………..

[Max B Gold]

Worst ………….
Boarding ……..
Ever ………..

You don't mean that.