An open invitation (part 2)

[Monkey Boy]

No takers?

[soloman]

This thread is like having a discussion with a 12 year old child ,what a half wit he is !

[Long slender neck]

No takers?

I'm here, you're not.

[Monkey Boy]

Well I was standing there long enough over the east stand now

[Monkey Boy]

Well I was standing there long enough over the east stand now

[Constanza]

Me and long slender neck are by the TJS, can't see you

[StillSpike]

Maybe people are too intimidated to meet up. You do sound quite hard.

[Daily Express bot]

Well I was standing there long enough over the east stand now

I couldn’t see anyone matching the description given.

[Admin]

I was walking round the entire perimeter with my crown on and never saw him either

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Did Monkey bottle it? Unbelievable

[Constanza]

Just saw a discarded duffle coat by the statue. Think he ran
Off.

[Monkey Boy]

Did Monkey bottle it? Unbelievable

I was there standing outside and I posted when I was , am in the east stand block D row L seat 85 there you go

[Celtient]

I met up with him. In his original post he said he would answer any questions. I asked him the answer to the Diophantine Equation. He didn't have a clue. Disappointing.

[The Reverend]

I met a bloke outside the ground before the game wearing blue coat with distinctive duffel coat buttons, tan boots and a prostate cancer badge.

I asked if he was “Monkey boy”
He said, “who are you?”
I said, “I’m the Reverend”
He said, “oh good, because I have a confession to make. Can we go to secluded spot in Coronation gardens and I can make my sinful, dirty confession all over you?”
I said, “no thanks”
He said “come on Rev, surely you’re partial to a yuletide hand shandy”
I said “no thank you” and walked off.

It was a strange encounter.

[Celtient]

I met that geezer as well. He wasn't Monkey Boy. Just a pervert.

[ContrifibulatoryFred]

Could CEB draw monkey boy based on his self description?
This might help accommodate the many who wanted to see Monkey Boy today but were unable to make it

[Monkey Boy]

I can assure you I was there, the bird inside on the microphone had stupid little red antlers on her head I left my mates inside, I posted and then posted again and not one person came up to me and introduced themselves, but I’ve given you my seat number there’s nothing more I can do.

[The Reverend]

I can assure you I was there, the bird inside on the microphone had stupid little red antlers on her head I left my mates inside, I posted and then posted again and not one person came up to me and introduced themselves, but I’ve given you my seat number there’s nothing more I can do.

So you were the bloke who offered to tug me off in the park?

[Monkey Boy]

I can assure you I was there, the bird inside on the microphone had stupid little red antlers on her head I left my mates inside, I posted and then posted again and not one person came up to me and introduced themselves, but I’ve given you my seat number there’s nothing more I can do.

So you were the bloke who offered to tug me off in the park?

Not me mate unfortunately I never touch members of the clergy