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Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 10:01 am
by Hoover Attack
Even when it's to a far right weirdo like Wooten?

Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 10:41 am
by CEB
Do your bigot maths equations, HA

Far right weirdo Beradogs likes it when the guardian has to pay out to far right weirdo

The same thing on both sides of the equation cancel each other out

Far right weirdo Beradogs likes it when the guardian pays out to far right weirdo

Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 2:43 pm
by Hoover Attack
You resat your maths gcse?

Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:02 pm
by CEB
I missed my maths GCSE because my dim mate Martin assured me it was a day later than it was.
I then pretended to have it for the next 20 years of my life until I told my boss when she encouraged me to actually do the thing I wanted to do (do a Mickey Mouse/incredibly worthwhile, depending on your view of art degrees) and maybe do a PGCE at some point in the future.
She was like “oh, you’re alright at maths though, right?” and I literally said “as long as you don’t ask me about national lottery probability, yes” then explained the joke. She then said “leave it with me” then came and got me the next day out of a lesson I was TAing and was like “you know the nightmare about not being prepared for an exam and being naked? Well it’s only the first bit. You’ve got a maths GCSE booked in now if you fancy it”, and I sat down with her “invigilating” by reading a book, and got an A.

So yes is the answer.

Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 7:03 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
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Re: Dan Wootton

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2024 7:12 am
by Dunners
^Considered it as my new avatar but, having slept on it, still reckon Prince Andrew is the best.