Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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StowieO wrote: Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:51 pm Is this too much...

The youngters may need to google the tunes - start with the "The Daring young man on the flying trapeze" then the 2nd part is Chumbawumba's "I get knocked down"

He flies past defenders with the greatest of ease
He’s the Orient’s Paul Smyth and he just likes to tease
When he’s fed up of running he’ll fire in shots
He scores 30 yarders that scorch holes his socks
HEEEEEE’S (hold for 5 seconds)
Paul Smyth, he gets knocked down a bit,
But you’ll never keep our Smythy down
He’s our Paul Smyth, he gets knocked down a bit,
But you’ll never keep our Smythy down
…repeat
Yes, it is.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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This thread is properly great
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Sorry, who are the bee gees?
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Sound like a bunch of rip off artists to me.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Can we do the coaching staff too? I've got a belter for Terry...
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Freekick within 30 yards of goal to the sound of John Lennon.

All we are saying is give George a chance. Repeat.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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A cross from Theo, and we’re gonna score a goal
We’re gonna go up,its the Leyton Orient show, Leyton Orient show

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Soon be time to dust down Sweet Caroline and give her outing again
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Moncur!
Do do do do,
Do do do do,
Do do do do,
Do do do do.
Moncur!

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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We've signed all the Moncur's
Except for John, of course
Freddy only played nine times
Then went on loan to Wingate and Finchleeeeey
Some clubs don't pay for players
We paid an undisclosed fee
George, you can sleep with my wife
You play football much better than meeee

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Georgiou doo doo, played v APOEL when spurs scored three
Now he's league two two two - used to be division three
He plays left
Not the right
Just don't talk about his knees
His last chance to come right
Or end up olaying for Aveley
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Richie Wellens wants originality from Orient fans, f*cking hell 😂
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Long slender neck wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:50 pm To the tune of 500 miles Proclaimers

He would run hundred miles
And he would run five hundred more
Just to be the man who ran a thousand
Miles to then score

Aaron Drinan! Aaron Drinan!
Da da da da da da da da da da da
Aaron Drinan! Aaron Drinan!
Da da da da da da da da da da da
This is a good one slender .I think it's the best one so far .I would modify it slightly though

He would run one hundred miles
And he would run five hundred more

Aaron Drinan, Aaron Drinan
Da da da da da da da da da da
Aaron Drinan , Aaron Drinan.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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8-)
Mick McQuaid wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:26 am We've signed all the Moncur's
Except for John, of course
Freddy only played nine times
Then went on loan to Wingate and Finchleeeeey
Some clubs don't pay for players
We paid an undisclosed fee
George, you can sleep with my wife
You play football much better than meeee

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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To the tune of "Here comes the Sun" (obvs the Steve Harley version, not the George Harrison one)

Richie Wellens!
It's been a long hot, boring summer
Richie Wellens!
It feels like years, since it's been here
Here comes Craig Clay
Doo-n-doo-doo
Here comes Craig Clay
and I say - he's alright!
Do-n-de-do-n-de-do-n-de-do-n-do-do.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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De-de der der der,
Der der der der der der der
Shaaaaaaaaaad Oooooooo Geeeee
Shad O- Gee!

To the tune of Take On Me by The Aha.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Omar Beckles, Omar Beckles
Omar Beckles
Omar Beckles, Omar Beckles

Omar Beckles

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Don't let Thompson go down on me.
I really like him but not sexually.


To the tune of Don't let the sun go down on me by Elton John.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Gary the Plumber wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:58 pm Don't let Thompson go down on me.
I really like him but not sexually.


To the tune of Don't let the sun go down on me by Elton John.
With all due respect, I think it’s best we bin 🗑 this one Gary
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Twitter admin has spoken, get posting people...

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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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Type high wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:53 am Soon be time to dust down Sweet Caroline and give her outing again
Sweet Aaron Dri-nan
DER DER DER
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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gshaw wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 1:23 pm Twitter admin has spoken, get posting people...

Social media team on the pulse as always. Well done. I look forward to hearing ‘Richie’s right, your fans are shyte’ chants for the rest of the season.
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

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As the players line up pre match

WEVE GOT NO SONGS FOR YOU, WEVE GOT NO SONGS FOR YOU
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Re: Richie: "We need some songs for our players"

Post by MalvoliO »

Gary the Plumber wrote: Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:04 pm
MalvoliO wrote: Sun Jul 31, 2022 4:15 pm I'm going down a James Bond themed musical compilation with this request...

To the tune of Goldfinger:
Aaron Drinan
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A striker's touch

To the tune of The Living Daylights
Ah, ah, ah, ah
The Living Claylights
Ah, ah, ah, ah
The Living Claylights
They are awful.
Why, thank you, double-oh-seven!

I have some worse ones:

For Darren Pratley to the tune of Nobody Does It Better
Nobody captains better,
Makes me feel sad for the rest,
Nobody captains half as good as you,
Pratley, you're the best.

For Charlie Kelman to the tune of Licence to Kill
Got a licence to Kel
And you know he's going straight for their heart
Got a licence to Kel
Any team he's gonna tear them apart (Got a licence to Kel)

For Paul Smyth, to the tune of Thunderball
He knows the meaning of success,
His skills are great, one of our best,
They call him the winner who takes all,
And he strikes like ThunderPaul.


OK, I'll stop getting Bond wrong now...
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