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Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:28 pm
by BIGRON
My local Tesco had a delivery of toilet rolls today and said they would limit customers to 4 packs per person !!! , sold out in minutes , staff told me Fairy Liquid is the latest thing to be bought in bulk , people must be using it instead of hand sanitizer.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:01 pm
by tuffers#1
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:05 pm
by spen666
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:27 pm
by Mistadobalina
I know we like to believe that the stiff upper lip still exists in this country but this is a place where people phoned 999 over KFC running out of chicken. People are going to be pricks as long as the panic lasts.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:05 pm
by tuffers#1
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:32 pm
by banqo
Mikel Arteta tests positive.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:26 pm
by Lovejoy
This is a job for Secret Agent Thor.
Coronavirus conspiracy theory that Covid-19 originated in US spreading in China.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/co ... spartanntp
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:50 pm
by tuffers#1
Lucky7 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:07 pm
Thor wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:04 pm
I went in to a supermarket today, around lunchtime I guess, and the toilet roll isle was absolutely cleared out, not one roll was left. I saw people with them in their trolleys so it must have just happened before then. It was like locusts had gone through the isle, totally and utterly bare.
We have food been shopping 3 times since this so called hysteria began
Tesco Leytonstone Aldi Lea Bridge Rd
Got everything we needed each time
Theres an aldi on lea bridge road ?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:49 am
by Thor
Hudson Odio tests positive and the whole arsenal squad are now apparently in self isolation.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:03 am
by Thor
Fifa cancels south american qualifers for the 2022 World Cup which were due to take place later this month.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:28 am
by BIGRON
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:50 pm
Lucky7 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:07 pm
Thor wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:04 pm
I went in to a supermarket today, around lunchtime I guess, and the toilet roll isle was absolutely cleared out, not one roll was left. I saw people with them in their trolleys so it must have just happened before then. It was like locusts had gone through the isle, totally and utterly bare.
We have food been shopping 3 times since this so called hysteria began
Tesco Leytonstone Aldi Lea Bridge Rd
Got everything we needed each time
Theres an aldi on lea bridge road ?
Opposite the Hare n Hounds pub
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:01 am
by Howling Mad Murdock
Mistadobalina wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:27 pm
People are going to be pricks.
FTFY.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
by Dunners
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:15 am
by Disoriented
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Bigmouth strikes again indeed.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:19 am
by NuneatonO's
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
That's got to be the most depressing news since the outbreak!
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:30 am
by Dunners
I'll be disappointed if he isn't able to use this crisis as inspiration for a new cheerful ditty.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:43 am
by Lovejoy
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:30 am
by NuneatonO's
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:42 am
by Lucky7
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:50 pm
Lucky7 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:07 pm
Thor wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:04 pm
I went in to a supermarket today, around lunchtime I guess, and the toilet roll isle was absolutely cleared out, not one roll was left. I saw people with them in their trolleys so it must have just happened before then. It was like locusts had gone through the isle, totally and utterly bare.
We have food been shopping 3 times since this so called hysteria began
Tesco Leytonstone Aldi Lea Bridge Rd
Got everything we needed each time
Theres an aldi on lea bridge road ?
Yep just off it
https://www.google.com/maps/place/ALDI, ... 6?hl=en-gb
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:53 am
by banqo
I bet he's got loads of toilet rolls as well.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:59 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
And if corona virus,
Kills the both of us
Etc etc
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:00 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
And if a pandemic,
Makes us really sick
Etc etc
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:06 am
by StillSpike
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Does that mean he's self-isolating ?
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:09 am
by EH16
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:06 am
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Does that mean he's self-isolating ?
We can only hope so. And that it's permanent.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:23 am
by spen666
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:06 am
Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:05 am
Morrissey has confirmed that his Wembley gig is going ahead tomorrow.
Does that mean he's self-isolating ?
No, just self loathing
