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Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:23 pm
by Dunners
Reshuffle underway. Gavin Williamson is on his way out. Any Tories on here want to defend his tenure?

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:26 pm
by Dunners
Raab has now been summoned.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:39 pm
by StillSpike
Surely he can't sack all the incompetent ones, can he?

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:48 pm
by Dunners
he's hardly going to resign.

Plus, we probably shouldn't assume any of them will be sacked until it is confirmed. He may well promote some of them yet.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:50 pm
by Dunners
Scrap that - Confirmed that Williamson is gone.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:11 pm
by George M
Dunners wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:23 pm Reshuffle underway. Gavin Williamson is on his way out. Any Tories on here want to defend his tenure?
no

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:16 pm
by Dunners
:D


Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm
by Admin
Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:41 pm
by Dunners
Very surprised that Jenrick has gone. And very pleased.

Now we're just worrying about which bumhole we get instead.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:43 pm
by Long slender neck
When does the transfer window close?

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:00 pm
by Dunners
5.00pm tomorrow I think.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:12 pm
by Admin
Bera's bird stays put.


Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.
You forgot the obligatory bit where you say "Disappointed Starmer hasn't said anything about this"

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:41 pm
by BoniO
How much does it cost to get a job in the cabinet then? Do you pay monthly or is it a one-off bung up front?

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:48 pm
by Max B Gold
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 pm
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.
You forgot the obligatory bit where you say "Disappointed Starmer hasn't said anything about this"
He's keeping quiet as another two left the sinking ship that is his shadow cabinet yesterday.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:57 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Max B Gold wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:48 pm
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 pm
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.
You forgot the obligatory bit where you say "Disappointed Starmer hasn't said anything about this"
He's keeping quiet as another two left the sinking ship that is his shadow cabinet yesterday.
That's a plus, it helps if the toxic left members quit before they're pushed.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:06 pm
by Dunners
Dunners wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:41 pm Very surprised that Jenrick has gone. And very pleased.

Now we're just worrying about which bumhole we get instead.
Gove. FFS. :(((

In the interest of damage limitation, hopefully it will be Environment Secretary-Gove, and not Education Secretary-Gove.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:08 pm
by HARVEY T DENTON
Gove now in charge of the following:

- Housing
- Communities
- Local government
- Levelling up
- The union
- Elections

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:12 pm
by Dunners
Jenrick was a f*cking nightmare to deal with. So right now I'd take Gove. However he's the founding Chair of the Policy Exchange which is the think-tank that has pretty much written UK housing policy for the last decade. So there probably wont be much change.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:42 pm
by Currywurst and Chips
Good move for house prices

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:16 pm
by ComeOnYouOs
Raab is gutted from all reports, but it's bad enough loosing your job, but to lose it to a thicko like Truss, must be unbearable

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:59 pm
by Admin
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 pm
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.
You forgot the obligatory bit where you say "Disappointed Starmer hasn't said anything about this"
Sorry Pammy. Was knocked off my stride by the news that mad Nad has been made a real life cabinet member.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:32 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:59 pm
Currywurst and Chips wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:38 pm
Admin wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:27 pm Buckland gone. Rumoured Raab to replace him at Justice. Badenoch possibly in at Education.

Doesn't really matter anyway - they're all just sh*t in differing shades and consistencies.
You forgot the obligatory bit where you say "Disappointed Starmer hasn't said anything about this"
Sorry Pammy. Was knocked off my stride by the news that mad Nad has been made a real life cabinet member.
Just to confirm, admin is referring to Nadine Doris being made Culture war minister.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:45 pm
by Dunners
Heh, appointing her is just blatant trolling. Don't bite.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:47 pm
by Dunners
Anyway, Admin will soon get his wish to hear what Starmer has to say about a load of stuff. He's about to release a 14,000 word essay.