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Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:05 am
by Dunners
Admin wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:03 am
Dunners wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:22 pm The Tory government is doing this. Come on, surely we are all united in our cringe?

It's a bit North Korea innit?
Just imagine if this was happening under a Labour government!

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:14 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
I quite like it.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:18 am
by Dunners
You would.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:23 pm
by tuffers#1

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:17 am
by Dunners
Heh, get in there Matt. Absolute ledge.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 7:20 am
by Dunners
Good to see the classic hand-on-arse manoeuvre from school discos days making a comeback.


Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 8:47 am
by slacker
The first pic I saw of Hand-cocks “aide” I thought: blimey, Mucky Matt’s copped off with Konnie Huq - Brooker’s gonna be gutted.
:D

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 8:57 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
At least she looks semi complicit in this pic.

How on Earth have these been leaked? Hancock doesn’t have any enemies with links to dodgy spy firms, does he?

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:24 am
by Dunners
Very few people will have access to the department's CCTV. But I reckon the inquisition should start with this board's very own security camera expert.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:26 am
by Millennial Snowflake
She’s fit, fair play to him

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:31 am
by Long slender neck
He's got to resign now, surely? And yet, with this government I dont feel certain he will.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:09 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Of course he won’t.

Probably issue an apology for breaching the No Hugging rule and move on.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:11 am
by Admin
Prestige Worldwide wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:31 am He's got to resign now, surely? And yet, with this government I dont feel certain he will.
In normal circumstances in a normal government he'd have been toast ages ago.

However, this is not a normal government. This one make's the 90's Tory sleazebags look like utter amateurs. He'll stay in post as Johnson can hardly sack him on the basis of some form of moral compass given his track record in this department.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:12 am
by Dunners
Aside from being caught knocking one out over a portrait of the Queen, there's not much a Minister needs to do anymore to feel compelled to resign. And even then they'd probably try and claim they'd simply been overcome by a waive of intense patriotism.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:48 am
by Millennial Snowflake
This is probably the most impressive thing he’s done in office

If anything it will increase his credibility among Tories, as even their staunchest supporters know he’s useless at his job

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:02 am
by Currywurst and Chips
If this was any other government this would be a resignation matter

Well, no actually. Politicians off all parties have been having affairs for years and while personally embarrassing, it hasn't been a resignation matter for a long time, despite what you stuffy boomers think.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:03 am
by Story of O
At least she will have been double jabbed

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:10 am
by Max B Gold

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:15 am
by Jack
At the time this happened, social distancing was the thing, as it still is, and Hancock isnt practising what he preaches.

In past times, this was a resigning matter, but now, it wont be now, as standards amongst those who rule over us have fallen .

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:18 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Story of O wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:03 am At least she will have been double jabbed
I wouldn’t be so sure.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:19 am
by Ronnie Hotdogs
He’s not really 42, is he? That’s got to be his stage age.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:21 am
by Long slender neck
CON +2

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:26 am
by Max B Gold
Jack wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:15 am At the time this happened, social distancing was the thing, as it still is, and Hancock isnt practising what he preaches.

In past times, this was a resigning matter, but now, it wont be now, as standards amongst those who rule over us have fallen .
The resigning matter is that he gave a job to the woman he is secretly banging. Boris did similar with Ms Arcuri.


Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:47 am
by Dunners
Yeah, nobody cares about him banging some broad. What should be a resignation matter is him giving a job to her in the first place. But Boris can't sack him for that because... well, reasons.

Re: Tory Watch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 11:59 am
by Currywurst and Chips
Breaking: Woman has affair with boss