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Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:07 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Find it hard to see why fat blokes chucking arrows at a board should not be deemed sport as opposed to fat, public school thickos banging heads together and snapping necks (rugby) is considered to be sport
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:16 pm
by The Mindsweep
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:46 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:57 pm
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:49 pm
A sport requires changing in order to play at a high level. Darts, Snooker and Golf are just games and pastimes.
Another 100% correct answer.
Changing into what ?
Normal wear into sports wear
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:06 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
y o y o y wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:37 pm
Tuffers..
However standing up & propeling something
Towards ... lets say a Playboy centre fold while masturbating isnt .
Though it still may fill Alexandra Palace
Good old Uncle Bazza is probably on the blower to his kid right now telling him to sell the tv rights to sky.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:58 pm
by tuffers#1
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:16 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:46 pm
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:57 pm
Another 100% correct answer.
Changing into what ?
Normal wear into sports wear
Ah so changing out of jeans & t shirt for example into
Trousers & dart shirt emblazoned with sponsorship
With possibly a cape isnt changing ?
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:30 am
by The Mindsweep
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:58 pm
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:16 pm
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:46 pm
Changing into what ?
Normal wear into sports wear
Ah so changing out of jeans & t shirt for example into
Trousers & dart shirt emblazoned with sponsorship
With possibly a cape isnt changing ?
That is not changing in order to play the sport. Likewise wearing a Pringle jumper doesn't help your golf, just makes you look like Ronnie Corbett.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:56 am
by Sid Bishop
I googled Wikipedia on the subject of Darts and noticed that in the first few words of explanation they describe Darts as ''a competitive sport'' !
''Darts or dart-throwing is a competitive sport in which two or more players bare-handedly throw small sharp-pointed missiles known as darts at a round target known as a dartboard''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darts
Also When is a sport not a sport ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/teach/what-consti ... rt/z4vfmfr
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:19 am
by Dunners
StillSpike wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:47 pm
What about disco ponies ?
Back in my day we called them love doves but, yeah, they were bangin'
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:29 am
by tuffers#1
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:30 am
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:58 pm
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:16 pm
Normal wear into sports wear
Ah so changing out of jeans & t shirt for example into
Trousers & dart shirt emblazoned with sponsorship
With possibly a cape isnt changing ?
That is not changing in order to play the sport. Likewise wearing a Pringle jumper doesn't help your golf, just makes you look like Ronnie Corbett.
Golf isnt about wearing a Jumper .
a 7K walk whilst carrying a bag approx 25 kg
then at par 72 swings of a golf.club
putting immense strain on the body if it does it correctly .
if it doesnt you need to ask golfers about all
the injuries they suffer .
However
back to Darts .
its still changing & that was
your criteria for Sport .
you didnt define "changing " enough .
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:25 am
by Sid Bishop
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:29 am
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:30 am
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:58 pm
Ah so changing out of jeans & t shirt for example into
Trousers & dart shirt emblazoned with sponsorship
With possibly a cape isnt changing ?
That is not changing in order to play the sport. Likewise wearing a Pringle jumper doesn't help your golf, just makes you look like Ronnie Corbett.
Golf isnt about wearing a Jumper .
a 7K walk whilst carrying a bag approx 25 kg
then at par 72 swings of a golf.club
putting immense strain on the body if it does it correctly .
if it doesnt you need to ask golfers about all
the injuries they suffer .
However
back to Darts .
its still changing & that was
your criteria for Sport .
you didnt define "changing " enough .
I dont play Golf that much myself, but for me, for definite should be classified as a sport.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:35 am
by Max B Gold
Sid Bishop wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:25 am
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:29 am
The Mindsweep wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:30 am
That is not changing in order to play the sport. Likewise wearing a Pringle jumper doesn't help your golf, just makes you look like Ronnie Corbett.
Golf isnt about wearing a Jumper .
a 7K walk whilst carrying a bag approx 25 kg
then at par 72 swings of a golf.club
putting immense strain on the body if it does it correctly .
if it doesnt you need to ask golfers about all
the injuries they suffer .
However
back to Darts .
its still changing & that was
your criteria for Sport .
you didnt define "changing " enough .
I dont play Golf that much myself, but for me, for definite should be classified as a sport.
I can confirm golf is a sport. Not a very interesting one but a sport all the same.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:40 am
by The Mindsweep
Golf is not a sport its a pastime. You can you pick up a club and play. For those at the very top they can complicate it by having loads of clubs etc, but essentially its a game where you try to get your ball into 18 holes in less shots than your opponents.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:06 pm
by StillSpike
Swimming is therefore a pastime rather than a sport.
You can jump in the water and splash about. Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: running
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:08 pm
by The Mindsweep
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:06 pm
Swimming is therefore a pastime rather than a sport.
You can jump in the water and splash about. Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: running
No, you need to change clothes to participate, therefore its a sport. Please keep up, refer to my original post.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:11 pm
by StillSpike
I can run* in my jeans and t-shirt. Does that mean running isn't a sport. I'm just trying to get to the line in less** seconds than my opponents.
* I can't run
** fewer
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:12 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Golf is a sport for wankers, but it’s still a sport.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:14 pm
by Kimpon
Ronnie Hotdogs wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:12 pm
Golf is a sport for wankers, but it’s still a sport.
You must play a lot of golf?
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:16 pm
by Kimpon
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:35 am
Sid Bishop wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:25 am
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:29 am
Golf isnt about wearing a Jumper .
a 7K walk whilst carrying a bag approx 25 kg
then at par 72 swings of a golf.club
putting immense strain on the body if it does it correctly .
if it doesnt you need to ask golfers about all
the injuries they suffer .
However
back to Darts .
its still changing & that was
your criteria for Sport .
you didnt define "changing " enough .
I dont play Golf that much myself, but for me, for definite should be classified as a sport.
I can confirm golf is a sport. Not a very interesting one but a sport all the same.
‘Not an interesting one?’
Do you play the piano? If you cannot, it is not an interesting instrument. If you can, like me, it is marvellous!
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:37 pm
by DSB
Underwater soot juggling ?
Toad sexing ??
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:44 pm
by StillSpike
Monkey Tennis?
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:16 pm
by Max B Gold
Well I didn't expect this level of controversy when I started the thread.
Too many sports are being dragged in and rubbished and the focus on darts being a pub game played by fat blokes has been diluted. Shame really.
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:31 pm
by tuffers#1
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:06 pm
Swimming is therefore a pastime rather than a sport.
You can jump in the water and splash about. Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: running
Just grab a ball & kick it on some grass
same for rugby
hockey you need to find a stick thing to
as for cricket the only thing you dont have to wear is your coat .
all Games not a single sport as you can do all of them
Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: every other sport/game invented !
I always thought a game was played on a board a bit like chess/draughts etc
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:35 pm
by tuffers#1
Max B Gold wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:16 pm
Well I didn't expect this level of controversy when I started the thread.
Too many sports are being dragged in and rubbished and the focus on darts being a pub game played by fat blokes has been diluted. Shame really.
if the current world champion is Fat
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerwyn_Price
then what is Maku Vunipola ?
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:35 pm
by Story of O
Using that analogy there is no such thing as sport as everyone can do them
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:36 pm
by Max B Gold
tuffers#1 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:31 pm
StillSpike wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:06 pm
Swimming is therefore a pastime rather than a sport.
You can jump in the water and splash about. Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: running
Just grab a ball & kick it on some grass
same for rugby
hockey you need to find a stick thing to
as for cricket the only thing you dont have to wear is your coat .
all Games not a single sport as you can do all of them
Those at the very top can have lane markings and a stopwatch, but essentially it's a game where you ty to get to the end of the pool in less seconds than your opponent.
See also: every other sport/game invented !
I always thought a game was played on a board a bit like chess/draughts etc
Or Hungry Hippos
Re: Resolving a Sporting Conundrum
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:36 pm
by tuffers#1
Story of O wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:35 pm
Using that analogy there is no such thing as sport as everyone can do them
pretty much nailed it