Matchday thread v Stevenage

[gshaw]

Stevenage shot from distance rather floats into Vigoroux's arms, he's back to normal phew

[Currywurst and Chips]

Our pitch is shamefully bad, no wonder hoofball is the preferred method

[faith1234]

That doesn’t help us when trying to play football

[MrB]

Stevenage shot from distance rather floats into Vigoroux's arms, he's back to normal phew

They’ve done their homework!!

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

3 1/2 minutes and Ling has touched the ball 3 times, everyone a pass backwards.

f*cking shoot me.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Make that 4 in 4 mins

[CharlieO]

Cisse already bottled a 50/50.

[Give it to Jabo]

I thought it was important to make a good start. The omens are not good - YET.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

4-1-3-1-1???

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

4-1-2-2-1???

[Story of O]

No creativity at moment

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

4-2-3-1???

[gshaw]

"lots of square passes but didn't make any progress into Stevenage's half" - match commentator

Sound familiar?

[essexfootball]

This is fluid but so fluid, I don't have a clue what it is

[y o y o y]

Nice to see the gallows erected on the east stand ,for those that don't perform tonight

[Story of O]

"lots of square passes but didn't make any progress into Stevenage's half" - match commentator

Sound familiar?

New boss, same as the old boss

[gshaw]

Long ranger from Stevenage well saved by Vigoroux

[Eat The Rich]

Has anyone ever asked Clay what he does on a football pitch? I'd love to know the answer. In what way does he impact the game? You're not a tackler, you're never in position to stop a counter, you're not a provider, you don't make penetrating runs, you don't score goals... what do you do exactly?

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Has anyone ever asked Clay what he does on a football pitch? I'd love to know the answer. In what way does he impact the game? You're not a tackler, you're never in position to stop a counter, you're not a provider, you don't make penetrating runs, you don't score goals... what do you do exactly?

Runs around a lot with his massive face

[Currywurst and Chips]

Fantastic possession with fu*k all end product

[Story of O]

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Ross Embleton"

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Has anyone ever asked Clay what he does on a football pitch? I'd love to know the answer. In what way does he impact the game? You're not a tackler, you're never in position to stop a counter, you're not a provider, you don't make penetrating runs, you don't score goals... what do you do exactly?

In his defence, looks like he’s being played out of position as a holding CM tonight alongside Cisse.

[Mistadobalina]

How is our midfield this bad at doing what midfielders are supposed to do?

[faith1234]

How we doing at the moment

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Ross Embleton"

Or that you can't polish a squad of turds.