Trump tests positive

[RedDwarf 1881]

The only thing he is likely to test positive for in reality is as an IMBECILE!

A billionaire who’s the President of the United States. That’s some going for an imbecile

[The Mindsweep]

The only thing he is likely to test positive for in reality is as an IMBECILE!

A billionaire who’s the President of the United States. That’s some going for an imbecile

A "billionaire " who was given all his wealth and businesses by his Dad and if he had just left it in a bank account which didn't pay interest, even allowing for inflation, his wealth would be substantially more.

[slacker]

Reported both Pence and Biden have had negative covid tests today.

[cockhat]

The only thing he is likely to test positive for in reality is as an IMBECILE!

A billionaire who’s the President of the United States. That’s some going for an imbecile

A "billionaire " who was given all his wealth and businesses by his Dad and if he had just left it in a bank account which didn't pay interest, even allowing for inflation, his wealth would be substantially more.

And his old man got that money from ‘BROTHELS’

[StockholmO]

Did he catch it off the Scottish MP?

[Currywurst and Chips]

Behind in the polls, looks like losing, Trump will do anything to cling on to power, this could be a hoax.
when Johnson supposedly got covid, he got a lot of sympathy etc.
Trump maybe thinking, how can people vote against an ill man etc.
i wouldnt trust this gangster for a moment

Glad you stepped up to your stereotype in this situation and delivered

[Sailor]

Trump is a true leader, he will pull through this.

God bless you sir..

[StockholmO]

Trump now admitted into hospital and USAF E-6 control aircraft in the event of a nuclear war have been scrambled.

Seriously.

[PoliticOs]

Obviously wish him well and hope he recovers quickly but you might be sensationalising things a touch StockholmO. He has gone to hospital but by all reports will be working from hospital and is conscious and safe, but precautionary. And the UAF-E-6's are flying every other day. They've been out 19 times in the past month.


Dooooooon't panic!

[Clive Evans]

I said earlier: If Biden goes down with it as well as Vice President, Putin should prep up his invasion force. Would be a wise move if he has any ambition. But tell his troops to wear masks first!
Now StockholmO says:- USAF E-6 control aircraft in the event of a nuclear war have been scrambled.

Seriously.

Putin obviously reads this message board.

[The Mindsweep]

His golf handicap is gonna take a pounding now he's holed up for a while

[Max B Gold]

His golf handicap is gonna take a pounding now he's holed up for a while

Right result.

He's been helicoptered to hospital.

[Oiram]

[quote="The Mindsweep" post_id=142435 time=1601619224 user_id=115]
Let's have a whip round and send him some bleach.

Daft comment.

[Oiram]

[quote=Constanza post_id=142438 time=1601622971 user_id=110]
Wouldn't surprise me if it turns out he's pretending to have it so he can bounce back, proving his theory it's nothing to worry about.
Worringly Boris seemed to return even more of a buffoon than before.

Your comment in my view suggests that you are more of a Buffon than Boris.

[Oiram]

[quote=Mistadobalina post_id=142510 time=1601638430 user_id=78]
He loves rallies though and has has to cancel 3. He's fat, old and there's a lot of speculation about health problems, we won't know if he's got it bad for another 4-5 days most likely. But I guess faking it chimes with his whole 'ive way more energy and vitality than Biden' angle. Messed up that we even have to question the legitimacy of this.

He is ‘Fat and old?’ You may not get to his age, nothing certain in life you fool.

[Max B Gold]

The only thing he is likely to test positive for in reality is as an IMBECILE!

As an expert on IMBCELISM I believe that he has already passed that test with flying colours.

[Max B Gold]

His golf handicap is gonna take a pounding now he's holed up for a while

Right result.

He's been helicoptered to hospital.

Bad result

Helicopter never exploded in mid air.

[PutneyO]

I'm just not convinced. Maybe Im a cynic, but Trump is up to something.

[Thor]

He is always one step ahead of the curve. He will return in 2 weeks cured and in tip top condition telling everyone see I was right all along about this virus. Public sympathy will be high, the people will see him as indestructible and the polls will increase for him.

Political games are being played in their fullest.

[Omygawd]

The only thing he is likely to test positive for in reality is as an IMBECILE!

A billionaire who’s the President of the United States. That’s some going for an imbecile

Doesn't reflect well on their electorate.

[Mistadobalina]

He loves rallies though and has has to cancel 3. He's fat, old and there's a lot of speculation about health problems, we won't know if he's got it bad for another 4-5 days most likely. But I guess faking it chimes with his whole 'ive way more energy and vitality than Biden' angle. Messed up that we even have to question the legitimacy of this.

He is ‘Fat and old?’ You may not get to his age, nothing certain in life you fool.

My own mortality aside, you don't think he's fat and old?

[Stan1972]

He is always one step ahead of the curve. He will return in 2 weeks cured and in tip top condition telling everyone see I was right all along about this virus. Public sympathy will be high, the people will see him as indestructible and the polls will increase for him.

Political games are being played in their fullest.

100% this, Trump will go as low as he has too to give him a much needed boost in the Polls and to get out of another humiliating live Debate!!
If I was Joe Biden, I would demand to see the positive test results

[Oiram]

He loves rallies though and has has to cancel 3. He's fat, old and there's a lot of speculation about health problems, we won't know if he's got it bad for another 4-5 days most likely. But I guess faking it chimes with his whole 'ive way more energy and vitality than Biden' angle. Messed up that we even have to question the legitimacy of this.

He is ‘Fat and old?’ You may not get to his age, nothing certain in life you fool.

My own mortality aside, you don't think he's fat and old?

Oliver Hardy was, did that make him a bad person?

[Currywurst and Chips]

He loves rallies though and has has to cancel 3. He's fat, old and there's a lot of speculation about health problems, we won't know if he's got it bad for another 4-5 days most likely. But I guess faking it chimes with his whole 'ive way more energy and vitality than Biden' angle. Messed up that we even have to question the legitimacy of this.

You've coalesced with Thor on this one. Congrats

[Thor]

Here you go digby. Seems fine to me.