Riddle me ree - Orient edition

[Admin]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rat
I may be a midget c**t
But Pops won't stand for you calling me that.

Who am I?

Billy Beall

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rat
I may be a midget c**t
But Pops won't stand for you calling me that.

Who am I?

Billy Beall

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

[Chicken Dhansak]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rash.
My flowing ginger locks compliment
My world class ginger tache.

Who am I?

Our old goalie, Peter Wells

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rash.
My flowing ginger locks compliment
My world class ginger tache.

Who am I?

Our old goalie, Peter Wells

INDEED.

[Max B Gold]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rat
I may be a midget c**t
But Pops won't stand for you calling me that.

Who am I?

Billy Beall

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

Is it that tw*t Gilso?

[Chicken Dhansak]

Riddle me ree
Riddle me rat
I may be a midget c**t
But Pops won't stand for you calling me that.

Who am I?

Billy Beall

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

This has to be Matthew Lockwood.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Billy Beall

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

This has to be Matthew Lockwood.

Come in closer, let’s go over it together.

First name is first of the newt. You’re probably thinking frog, toad or some such? But no. Look at the whole phrase ‘first of the newt’, what could newt be? First of the New T? That’s right, the T being for Testamanent. Who wrote the first of the New Testament? Right again, Matthew. We’re off and running.

Known for his left boot? Must be a left footed Orient player called Matthew. Let’s keep that in mind and move on to the next part.

Last name is the key to the forest. What does a key do? Opens and locks things? Another name for forest? Copse? Jungle? Wood! That’s it, put the two together, Lockwood!

Let’s just go over the last part for confirmation. Push me further forward and I’ll shout f*** Boris. Matthew Lockwood was a regular left back but if pushed forward he would have been a left winger, and quite rightly been prone to shouting f*** Boris.

Congrats! It is Matthew Lockwood!

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Would a simple ‘correct’ have sufficed?

[Thor]

Yes

[Max B Gold]

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

This has to be Matthew Lockwood.

Come in closer, let’s go over it together.

First name is first of the newt. You’re probably thinking frog, toad or some such? But no. Look at the whole phrase ‘first of the newt’, what could newt be? First of the New T? That’s right, the T being for Testamanent. Who wrote the first of the New Testament? Right again, Matthew. We’re off and running.

Known for his left boot? Must be a left footed Orient player called Matthew. Let’s keep that in mind and move on to the next part.

Last name is the key to the forest. What does a key do? Opens and locks things? Another name for forest? Copse? Jungle? Wood! That’s it, put the two together, Lockwood!

Let’s just go over the last part for confirmation. Push me further forward and I’ll shout f*** Boris. Matthew Lockwood was a regular left back but if pushed forward he would have been a left winger, and quite rightly been prone to shouting f*** Boris.

Congrats! It is Matthew Lockwood!

All very convoluted I still think it's that tw*t Gilso.

[Chicken Dhansak]

YEP

Time to get serious in a Ted Rodgers stylee.

My first name is the first of the newt.
But you know me for my left boot.
My last name is the key to the forest.
Push me further forward and I’ll shout ‘F*ck Boris’.

This has to be Matthew Lockwood.

Come in closer, let’s go over it together.

First name is first of the newt. You’re probably thinking frog, toad or some such? But no. Look at the whole phrase ‘first of the newt’, what could newt be? First of the New T? That’s right, the T being for Testamanent. Who wrote the first of the New Testament? Right again, Matthew. We’re off and running.

Known for his left boot? Must be a left footed Orient player called Matthew. Let’s keep that in mind and move on to the next part.

Last name is the key to the forest. What does a key do? Opens and locks things? Another name for forest? Copse? Jungle? Wood! That’s it, put the two together, Lockwood!

Let’s just go over the last part for confirmation. Push me further forward and I’ll shout f*** Boris. Matthew Lockwood was a regular left back but if pushed forward he would have been a left winger, and quite rightly been prone to shouting f*** Boris.
Congrats!

That's exactly how I worked it out Red. Newt being New Testament and knowing Locky was totally left footed and signing
on for Nottingham Forest. I like this type of cryptic puzzle.