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Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:45 pm

Daily Express bot wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:44 pm

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:42 pmLawyer

Hardly a non-job. Country would grind to a halt without them.

I share Prop Joe's view that you are a bot. If not you have a lot to learn about the nuances of this Board.

I am Loincloth Lenny but was converted to a bot Express by an A1 thing it seems. I have tried changing my username but it ain’t having it. Can bots operate from a Lidl Carpark?

Daily Express bot wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:44 pm

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:42 pmLawyer

Hardly a non-job. Country would grind to a halt without them.

Spen outs himself

Rich Tea Wellin wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 5:40 pm

Daily Express bot wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:44 pm

Omygawd wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:42 pmLawyer

Hardly a non-job. Country would grind to a halt without them.

Spen outs himself

Advertising or PR executives.
Everyone in HR ever

Life-coach

Vicars

Message board moderator

Orient Punxx wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:50 pm Life-coach

Most life coaches I have met look like they need to sort their own out first.

The Reverend wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:55 pmVicars

I find many of these are frustrated and failed entertainment artistes.

BoniO wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:31 pm

Dunners wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:11 pm Accountants who go through my expense receipts.

Should've just stopped at accountants, all of the bastards. Especially the ones who help rich gits dodge their taxes. Put them against a wall and shoot the lot of them.

Accountants spot loopholes , they do not tax dodge.

MP’s
Members of the House of Lords
Football agents

Daily Express bot wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 10:22 pm

BoniO wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:31 pm

Dunners wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:11 pm Accountants who go through my expense receipts.

Should've just stopped at accountants, all of the bastards. Especially the ones who help rich gits dodge their taxes. Put them against a wall and shoot the lot of them.

Accounts spot loopholes , they do not tax dodge.

I expect that’s what they tell themselves….

Scrum master/Agile coach

Adz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:56 pm Scrum master/Agile coach

True - nowt wrong with a good ‘waterfall’.

I’m surprised nobody has said ‘Director of Football’ on this Thread?

There, I’ve said it!!!

Orient_Man_And_Boy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:00 am

Adz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:56 pm Scrum master/Agile coach

True - nowt wrong with a good ‘waterfall’.

I’m surprised nobody has said ‘Director of Football’ on this Thread?

There, I’ve said it!!!

Yes DOE must be in there

Adz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:56 pm Scrum master/Agile coach

Agree on the coach thing, think a good scrum master can make a big difference

Estate agents

Adz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:56 pm Scrum master/Agile coach

I have no idea what this is

Constanza wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:59 am

Adz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:56 pm Scrum master/Agile coach

I have no idea what this is

Don’t worry, most will not know. But I applaud its inclusion here.

It’s all about various ‘fast-track’ ways of doing projects in the work place - generally IT.

Scrum and Agile are relatively new approaches and often frowned upon by us oldies as ‘cheap and nasty’.

I suggest a strong coffee, keep scrolling and forget alllll about it :-)

Just Googled it.
It's making lists of jobs to be done and allocating them.
I can do that and I'm not very agile anymore.

Corporate Mandatory Training trainers.

We all know that corporate mandatory training is a load of codswallop. Whatever the subject matter, anyone who isn't already competent is hardly going to suddenly become proficient just because they spent a day putting post-it notes on a white board. And it's just a way for a company to claim it has discharged it's duties to a reasonable extent and push some of the liability on the employees.

Consultants

The training day episode of The Office is probably the single most relatable (in the U.K.) 25 minutes of comedy that’s ever been made

CEB wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:38 am The training day episode of The Office is probably the single most relatable (in the U.K.) 25 minutes of comedy that’s ever been made

Many, many years back John Cleese led some training videos named ‘Meetings, bl@@dy meetings!’ They were very good.

Orient_Man_And_Boy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:12 am

CEB wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:38 am The training day episode of The Office is probably the single most relatable (in the U.K.) 25 minutes of comedy that’s ever been made

Many, many years back John Cleese led some training videos named ‘Meetings, bl@@dy meetings!’ They were very good.

I recall one he did called “who sold you this, then?” which was bloody good