Anyone want to draw something over Christmas?

[CEB]

Pleased that we’re in agreement that the issue was your attempt to wriggle out of the c***ish thing you’d said. The transparency of your attempt to wriggle out of saying “I have almost zero sympathy for the Palestinians” on the spurious basis that “almost zero” isn’t quite “none” is exactly the crux of the aforementioned c***ishness you displayed.
So, if you reckon you can keep a lid on future instances of c***y attempts to wriggle out of sh*tty takes, we’re all good. If not, then I guess you either ban me now because your feelings are hurt by the fact that my asterisks obscure a “unt” that sums up what I think of your wriggling, or you ban me next time you make a crappy assertion then do a tedious, c***y half back pedal. Up to you.

[Long slender neck]

Ban it is then

[Daily Express bot]

Ban it is then

Shall I put my paint back in cupboard then?

[Long slender neck]

No, pickup the mantle and share your artistry with us.

[Daily Express bot]

No, pickup the mantle and share your artistry with us.

Is the subject an ‘Orient Theme?’

[Long slender neck]

Yes.

Or if you are a pervert, a life drawing.

[The Reverend]

Can I draw a c*nt?

[Proposition Joe]

Can I draw a c*nt?

Don't think self portraits are excluded, so go for it!

[Celtient]

Ban it is then

Have we just witnessed suicide by cop?

Wish I hadn't bothered sharpening my wax crayons now

[Daily Express bot]

Can I draw a c*nt?

Don't think self portraits are excluded, so go for it!

[The Reverend]

Can I draw a c*nt?

Don't think self portraits are excluded, so go for it!

[Daily Express bot]

I have started my offering , quite easy bit but run out of paint colour already . Think there is a hobby place up in Chingford to get more. Actually does anyone know the code for the official Orient red colour as I’m matching by eye. Better off with the actual real swatch to compare what I have or may have to do it again. Tomato red is different from cherry red etc. Dulux Red will be different from Leyland’s red , you know what I mean. Don’t start me on whites. Go in paint shop and ask for white they have about 50 or more. Like my Misses takes ages to choose colours and everything she likes looks like magnolia to me but she can’t stand magnolia. Then there is Matt, vinyl Matt, glooms egg shells , satin this and that. Then washable wallpaper and paint, I’ve never met anyone who has washed their walls and wallpaper’s. Undercoat

[CEB]

You don’t want to be trying to buy the exact colour - it doesn’t work like that. It’s all about getting the right colour relations.
But if you’re stocking up, make sure you get a warm red and a cooler red - the staff will be able to help you.

[The Reverend]

You don’t want to be trying to buy the exact colour - it doesn’t work like that. It’s all about getting the right colour relations.
But if you’re stocking up, make sure you get a warm red and a cooler red - the staff will be able to help you.

Your ban didn’t last very long.

[CEB]

There’s no flies on you