What pets have you got?

[Max Fowler]

I don't like birds, they're not right.

[Max Fowler]

I don't mean that in a Bera way, I'm talking about the little avian c**ts.

[Proposition Joe]

One of them use your conk as a perch once, eh?

[Max Fowler]

If it had happened just the once, I wouldn't have developed a thing.

[Celtient]

Can't decide which I dislike the most. Cats, whose main pastimes are slaughtering our lovely garden songbirds and burying faeces around my rose bushes, or dogs, whose main pastimes are sh*tting on pavements and mauling humans. Those dogs who hang their turds from trees in ittle plastic bags are just as bad

[Constanza]

New kitten , named Dewey after the youngest in Malcom in the Middle. Just had his balls chopped off.
Couldn't be a dog owner as I don't want to walk round with bags of poo. At least my cat does his business in the neighbours where I don't have to get involved.

[Proposition Joe]

Have to admit the poo thing isn't a highlight, especially as one of them is prone to a dicky tummy.

[Type high]

2 puddy tats, brothers from same litter 8 months old, ginger and white Ronnie and Reggie, inseperable they wait around front of the house to do "selfies" with the mums and kids walking through village, utterly shamless they should've been girls

[RedDwarf 1881]

This little idiot

I have three cats and a dog . I can tell you the coolest animal alive is a cat . They certainly know how to chill out .

[EH16]

I cohabit with 2 beautiful cats. They are total dicks so a well matched household.

[Proposition Joe]

Definitely had you down as a cat person.