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Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:29 am
by Lovejoy
Prestige Worldwide wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:32 pm Bond delayed by 7 months. FFS COVID19.
Agent 007 Thor is still searching for the dastards that created COVID19, be patient he always gets his germ.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:34 am
by NuneatonO's
Lovejoy wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:29 am
Prestige Worldwide wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:32 pm Bond delayed by 7 months. FFS COVID19.
Agent 007 Thor is still searching for the dastards that created COVID19, be patient he always gets his germ.
Hope he hasn't been touching his door knob. He'll be asleep on a park bench by now.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:19 am
by Thor
Baba baaaa

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:23 am
by tuffers#1

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:43 am
by Mistadobalina
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Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:22 pm
by Lucky7
Thor will you be showing a gesture of goodwill to Orient fans this coming Saturday

I’m sure your Helicopter could spray Brisbane Rd keeping everyone safe after all your always banging on about being kind

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:07 pm
by Thor
Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
Yes thor
Yes thor
I'll do it right away

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:48 pm
by BoniO
Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:07 pm Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
Yes thor
Yes thor
I'll do it right away
So, just to get this straight, are you categorically stating that Coronavirus is man made, if so, by whom, and where are you getting this info from?

I look forward to your response.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:20 pm
by Howling Mad Murdock
I blame Embelson.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:34 pm
by Lovejoy
FFS Ling.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:35 pm
by BIGRON
First U K death from the virus reported ☹

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:43 pm
by Lovejoy
Pretty much par for the course.

First person dies after testing positive for virus in UK​

Berkshire NHS Trust has confirmed the first death of a patient in the UK who had contracted the virus.

The deceased, described as an older patient with underlying health conditions, is understood to have tested positive for the virus last night.

Re: Secret agent thor 👳‍♂️

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:50 pm
by tuffers#1
Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:07 pm Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
Yes thor
Yes thor
I'll do it right away
The only sh*t in my eyes, is when i read what you write

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:16 pm
by NuneatonO's
BIGRON wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:35 pm First U K death from the virus reported ☹
In other news, 5 people (on average) have been killed on the roads today across the UK.

I hope that the Media plaster this news all over their headlines; and that the Government closes all roads forthwith.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm
by RedDwarf 1881
I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:19 pm
by Lovejoy
RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
This looks like a job for Agent Thor.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:30 pm
by Thor
RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
Exactly!! The only level 4 lab is in wuhan. For the uneducated level 4 is biological weapons levels.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:35 pm
by BigDaddyO
Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:44 am
tuffers#1 wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:47 pm
Thor wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:31 pm My figure come form the world health organisation.
Was it w.h.o biological weapon figure ?
Flu kills 650k people per year yet nothing happens from the authorities. This one kills a few people and cities are put on lockdown, machines cleaning streets, people in HAZMAT SUITS, treating people, cleaning buildings and you think it’s a simple flu? I tell you what, you’re the simple one for believing it.
I'm almost certain Thor's account is a parody one at this point, let's break down this last post.

'Flu kills 650k people per year yet nothing happens from the authorities.'
- Categorically untrue. There are several types of different flu vaccine, tailored to different strains of the virus, and for people of different ages, so 'the authorities' (whoever they are) are definitely doing something every year. The flu drive for the NHS alone is significant. Also 650k is the upper upper limit. Assuming 500,000 people die from flu every year, that would account for 0.0064% of the global population per year.

'This one kills a few people and cities are put on lockdown'.
- Well, yeah? It's a brand new virus not seen in humans before. That is the reason for this global reaction - no one has immunity yet and no vaccine exists, yet. Would you rather we did nothing?

'machines cleaning streets'.
- Only in China and only in the worst hit regions. China overreact to anything so this is hardly reflective of the lethality of the virus.

'I tell you what, you’re the simple one for believing it.'
- Now this statement is fantastic, we're encouraged to not believe things we read - by reading. It's a wonderful trap but ultimately pointless as yet again thor has nothing to back any of his statements up.


I have only 2 questions for you thor.

1. Do you have any proof that you would like to share that backs up any one of your bizarre claims (please note that blog entries from random people, anything scribbled in the daily mail, and religious texts will not be accepted as 'proof')?
2. Why do you not believe literally all of the news saying the death rate is around 1% (maximum, as its hard to account for asymptomatic cases).

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:49 pm
by BoniO
Thor wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:30 pm
RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
Exactly!! The only level 4 lab is in wuhan. For the uneducated level 4 is biological weapons levels.
Wow! It’s lucky those normally secretive Chinese have published full details about the location of their Top Secret biological weapon centres. I wouldn’t have believed it if agent Thor hadn’t revealed it!

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm
by RedDwarf 1881
Well if it’s common knowledge it’s their only one it doesn’t take much working out

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:29 pm
by Max B Gold
RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm Well if it’s common knowledge it’s their only one it doesn’t take much working out
Yes but this is the world of international espionage. They could just be saying they only have one and not be telling us about the secret ones.

Anyway I'm pretty relaxed about the whole thing knowing that Thor is on the case.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:06 pm
by Dunners
It's incredible. A month or so ago I thought I was impressed by the number on here who were political and constitutional experts. But now I discover some are also infectious disease and biological weapon experts too!

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:12 pm
by Ronnie Hotdogs
Jackathory hasn't even declared that he knows someone who works there. Yet.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:08 pm
by spen666
Dunners wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:06 pm It's incredible. A month or so ago I thought I was impressed by the number on here who were political and constitutional experts. But now I discover some are also infectious disease and biological weapon experts too!
you failed to mention the footballing tactical geniuses

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:28 pm
by tuffers#1
Maybe Agent Thor can pop upto Potters Bar & discuss his plans with our local 1 of 8 uk Cellular Level Biosafety Level 4 sites.

Just a hand wash thory boy , i dont think you'll need the full protective suit & helmet .