Titan submarine

[Dunners]

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[tuffers#1]

He didn’t say it wasn’t supposed to be funny. He said that it’s fine to not find it funny.

Has something happened in your life recently? Because you seem literally unable to carry a thought from one post to the next, and if you were a friend of mine or a family member, I would be suggesting looking into whether something is going on there.

Because honestly, dropping the “hilarious” banter for a moment - you can do micro penis jokes til the cows come home, I honestly don’t care or mind - but seeing the same patterns in your exchanges on many threads, with many different people, it seems like something is up with how you process words/language.

Nothing going on dear Poppit .

Family & Friends know Im always looking
For Divilment . The fact you think there's
" Something Wrong" shows me you have
no understanding that Fun & Humour are
All traits of Individuality of the Human Race .

Now run along and carry on measuring
Your Micro Penis whilst thinking about
Kate Winslett Dildos & Trans activism .

P.S the Micro Penis was your Joke !

[tuffers#1]

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Awww Dunnie understands
I absolutely loved the stupidity of that advert.

Shame people decided to try & do it in
Every day situations . Took the Sattire away

[tuffers#1]

Not going to lie, I foe'd him yonks ago because his inane ramblings drive me round the bends.

You still hanging around School ?
See a Sea Pun just for you .

[ContrifibulatoryFred]

I have not been able to follow news about this.
It’s awful to think about some kind of countdown to death
I hope whatever happened a few days ago finished them off instead of the prospect of waiting to die

[CEB]

Debris found. Looking like they were turned into tomato purée almost instantly

[The Mindsweep]

[Constanza]

Debris found. Looking like they were turned into tomato purée almost instantly

They've found debris from das boot, at least they were enjoying a cheese board .

[Constanza]

I have not been able to follow news about this.
It’s awful to think about some kind of countdown to death
I hope whatever happened a few days ago finished them off instead of the prospect of waiting to die

I agree, best to go quick.

[Proposition Joe]

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[CEB]

[Dunners]

It would have been instantaneous which, if you're going to go, is the best way.

[tuffers#1]

All confirmed dead , The window had a
warning signal if it was going to Implode ,
Seems youd know you were going to die
just before you did .

[Dunners]

It's only just dawned on me that the name of the sub, Titan, is deliberately derived from the name Titanic. I'm an idiot.

[Dunners]

I guess that also explains why I'm not a billionaire.

[Celtient]

I've been building a rocket in my garden shed for 2 years now, with intention of going to Venus. I hope all this doesn't put people off from signing up for the trip

[Proposition Joe]

Seems like the US coast guards knew they were dead for days after hearing the implosion but let the whole circus carry on for a bit longer. Madness.

[CEB]

Weird that that detail seems to have just been casually dropped soon after confirmation that they’re dead.

Is it cynical to think that the rescue operation was more about trying to recover the vehicle if it was still intact?

[Dunners]

I doubt it. Anything that could indicate the sensitivity of the US to monitor sub-surface noise levels is sensitive and a national security issue. I can imagine the approval chain to release such information is long-winded and complex.

[CEB]

I see that the world’s most literal political band have written a song about this.
Makes you think.

[tuffers#1]

Seems like the US coast guards knew they were dead for days after hearing the implosion but let the whole circus carry on for a bit longer. Madness.

Find out F#ck around is a far more honest description .

[RedDwarf 1881]

The more I read about this ocean gate company the more amateurish they appear . So you're two miles down and you're steering the sub with a £25 playstation games console . Also other items in the sub you can buy at somewhere like B&Q . Although the bow and stern was made from titanium , for some strange reason the middle was made from some sort of carbon fibre which was untested at that depth. Absolute madness which has had tragic consequences.

[Friend or faux]

If you are the owners of Titan & raking in loadsa money from suckers who want a ghoulish trip to see the remains of Titanic- not such a mad idea!

[PKM]

They must have had confidence in it, otherwise the head honcho wouldn't have been sitting in the thing!
Unbelievable you can take paying customers down in an untested sub, waiver or no waiver

[Long slender neck]

The more I read about this ocean gate company the more amateurish they appear . So you're two miles down and you're steering the sub with a £25 playstation games console . Also other items in the sub you can buy at somewhere like B&Q . Although the bow and stern was made from titanium , for some strange reason the middle was made from some sort of carbon fibre which was untested at that depth. Absolute madness which has had tragic consequences.

Whoa, who's doing Playstations for 25 quid?