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Max B Gold wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 12:00 pm Misunderstanding is the rock on which many a good gag was constructed.
That and of course repetition.
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You can say that again.
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Pardon
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Sigh.

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Amazing that this was considered ‘comedy’ so recently.
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I hear you’re a racist now Dunners
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Now?
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Good morning, everybody.

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Tried to move her family to her native Afghanistan to become martyrs

Should be easy to deport her post sentence then

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How it started:

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Doctor Who Cares? Yeah it was fun to bring it back briefly but time to bin it.
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It's Time, Lord
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If they brought back the Ice Warriors I'm not sure I could be attracted back. Hid behind the settee when they were on.

The Cybermen gave me nightmares but I laughed contemptuously at the leaden footed Daleks.
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Are we sure Jesus was a man?
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I said a Hail Mary, and she responded with a cheeky wink that "Jesus was all man!"
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Lesbian AND bisexual?

I was halfway through typing out asking how this is possible then I realised my bigoted mindset and realised she must be gender fluid
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What is our reaction to this sort of stuff supposed to be? Anger? Confusion? Disbelief? Tutting?

I want to fit in, I really do, but I just don't feel anything around any of these 'stories'.
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The reaction is to mock and ridicule them with comments every bit as stupid as the original "story". In that way it highlights the utterly imbecilic nonesense that passes for news/infotainment in the billionaire owned MSM with their incessant campaign to promote cultural issues that divide us.

Meanwhile the capitalists rob us blind and oppress us.
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Max B Gold wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:54 pm Meanwhile the capitalists rob us blind and oppress us.
And what should my reaction to that be? I want to fit in, I really do.
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Hoover Attack wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:49 pm What is our reaction to this sort of stuff supposed to be? Anger? Confusion? Disbelief? Tutting?

I want to fit in, I really do, but I just don't feel anything around any of these 'stories'.
P*ss taking. Something you used to be good at.
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Max B Gold wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:30 pm Are we sure Jesus was a man?
The offspring of asexual reproduction are physically identical to the parent, therefore Jesus was a woman.
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Having said that, I suppose Mary may have simply identified as a woman but was actually a man
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Celtient wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 3:06 pm Having said that, I suppose Mary may have simply identified as a woman but was actually a man
She also identified as a virgin. So not to be trusted.
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Hoover Attack wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 1:00 pm
Max B Gold wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2025 12:54 pm Meanwhile the capitalists rob us blind and oppress us.
And what should my reaction to that be? I want to fit in, I really do.
Aren't you already the most successful capitalist on here? If you want acceptance join the local golf club.
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