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Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:09 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET!!
Father Ted Crilly keeps walking in a circle back to the pavilion
FTC bowled Ohmy Gawd 0
M B Gold sweating on 49no
Players are now up to 216-7 - leading by 245
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:11 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
FIFTY
MB Gold hits a resplendent drive through the covers to reach 53 not out, as the Players move on to 220-7
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:12 pm
by Omygawd
A small ripple from the crowd honours the Scotchlander who doesn't like cricket bats as a game.
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:13 pm
by Max B Gold
Please with my batting so far.
The one and only time I ever played the real game I scored 3 and got hit in the inside of the thigh just below the scrote bag and Jesus fuking wept did that hurt.
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:14 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET!!
MG Gold goes down in a blaze of glory
MB Gold hit wicket bowled Daggerham 72
Howling Mad Murdoch 2no
Players are now up to 241-8- leading by 270
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:14 pm
by i8ubutler
Fannying about.
I take exception to that sir.
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:15 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
That's what Botham reckoned in the TV pundit box
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:15 pm
by Omygawd
Max B Gold wrote: βMon Apr 06, 2020 1:13 pm
Please with my batting so far.
The one and only time I ever played the real game I scored 3 and got hit in the inside of the thigh just below the scrote bag and Jesus fuking wept did that hurt.


Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:19 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET!!
A pivotal 9th wicket partnership crashed a load more runs onto the total
Howling Mad Murdoch caught and bowled EliotNes 22
OrientInOz 34no
Players have gone up to 295-9- leading by 324
Its looking like too big a hill to climb for the Gentlemen now
Only Adz left to crash a few late order boundaries
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:22 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET!!
The Players are ALL OUT for 315 and lead the Gentlemen by a colossal 344
That's a mean final innings score to get (even in a real cricket game)
OrientInOz run out 41
Adz Not out 13
Can the Gentlemen respond to this massive second innings score?
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:26 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Well here goes for the second innings coming up now on Day 3 (after the rest of day 2 rained off)
Huxley and Lucky7 have their protective gear on but are still walloping each other over the head as they take to the field
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:28 pm
by Adz
Fantastic, an astonishing amount of hit wickets in the first innings, they seemed to have learned from that in the second
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:30 pm
by Cheshunto
ContrifibulatoryFred wrote: βMon Apr 06, 2020 12:27 pm
WICKET!!
The end is near
ChesthuntO hit wicket bowled Stillspike 8
Dunners 2no
Gents reach 197-9 - 29 runs short with just Griffin1975 to bat
8 Runs is great, itβs about 8 more than I used to score for Wormley III s in the Herts Saracens League

Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:33 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Here is a resume of the Players second innings scores
I8uButler caught and bowled Daggerham 12
Constanza caught Huxley bowled EliotNes 14
Celtient run out 49
Contrfibulatory Fred lbw b OhMyGawd 43
StillSpike caught and bowled Griffin1975 32
MB Gold hit wicket bowled Daggerham 72
Tuffers1 caught Huxley bowled Dunners 12
FTC bowled Ohmy Gawd 0
Howling Mad Murdoch caught and bowled EliotNes 22
OrientInOz run out 41
Adz Not out 13
Total Runs Scored 315
Pretty even share on the wickets but a couple of lovely catches by Huxley to cap off a poor day in the field
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:33 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
On to the Gents second Innings...
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:35 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
FIFTY PARTNERSHIP
As Johhny Rotten once observed; ANGER IS AN ENERGY
Huxley and Lucky7 out of the stalls fast and have built up an unbeaten opening stand of 50 thus far
Huxley has hit 34 runs and Lucky7 has 16
Gents 50-0 - 294 runs behind
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:38 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET
Just when it looked like the Gents were on the right track, its come crashing down
Huxley run out (trying to trip Lucky7 up) 38
Lucky7 18no
Its 56-1, still 288 runs short of the total
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:43 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
Oh My Word
BigRon has joined Lucky7 at the crease and they are going ballistic
FIFTY
Lucky7 glides past 50 with a 6 taking him to 55no, and BigRon has crashed 18 runs at the other end
The score has rattled up to 111-1
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:47 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET
A stunning stand of 96 runs comes to an end when BigRon falls lbw to Adz
BigRon lbw bowled Adz 36
Lucky7 78no
Its now 152-2, still 192 runs short of the total
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:49 pm
by Max B Gold
This is getting tense.
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:53 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
CENTURY
Lucky 7 pushes a ball into long on for a 2 and reaches 101no - he has hit 4 sixes and 7 4s on compiling his hundred
Gentlemen are now 191-2
Lucky7 is 101no
Digby Chicken Casear is 16no
They still require 153 runs to win
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:56 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET
Another productive stand - via a partnership of 67 but the main man is gone
Luvky7 run out 113
Digby Chicken Caesar 32no
Its now 219-3, still 125 runs required
OhMyGawd next to bat
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:01 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
This game is turned on its head
I've just had to check the dice in case the 5 has fallen off
The Gentlemen are smashing this now
They've sauntered past 244-3 and now the run chase down to double figures
Digby Chicken Caesar 47no
OhMyGawd 10no
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:05 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
WICKET
What a partnership that was - 80 runs added
Digby Chicken Caesar caught Celtient bowled Howling Mad Murdoch 69
OhMyGawd 43no
Its now 299-4, just 46 runs now required to win
Thor takes the crease
Re: Dice Cricket Tournament - ITS GAME DAY!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:06 pm
by ContrifibulatoryFred
FIFTY
OhmyGawd passes his 50 in a thus far chanceless innings - he's 51no
Thor 6no
The score has moved on to 313-4