Eurovision watch

[Long slender neck]

This is the sh*t we want, not the pretentious stuff.

[gshaw]

Hope it ends with some sort of blue screen gag.

I think Sweden nicked it for their set earlier

[Dunners]

Portugal.

Why?

[Dunners]

Armenia using traditional national dress, instruments, music and their own language. And the singer is fun too. I liked that.

[The Mindsweep]

Armenia , l like it

[Dunners]

Cyprus. Good on the 17 year old singer.

[gshaw]

Cyprus great performance she owned that

[one o in huntingdon]

Cyprus. Good on the 17 year old singer.

Very Britney like and well done

[Long slender neck]

Good song, good cleavage

[Dunners]

The Swiss. Good for laundering crime money. And possibly coming top 10 in Eurovision?

[The Mindsweep]

Swiss is mad but winnable

[Long slender neck]

Another banger

[Hoover Attack]

2 step opera, awesome.

[Hoover Attack]

The Swiss. Good for laundering crime money. And possibly coming top 10 in Eurovision?

Top 3

[Long slender neck]

The production values are top notch, especially considering how quickly they change the acts and number of them.

[The Mindsweep]

Greta Thunberg there, needing the toilet

[Dunners]

I could swear I've seen the Slovenian act during a lunchtime visit to the Cornucopia in Southend.

[The Mindsweep]

She is no Laibach

[The Mindsweep]

We have seen the winner now

[Dunners]

Yeah, Croatia!

You just can't go wrong with a bit of "woah-oh".

[Constanza]

1-0 Croatia 3 mins

[Dunners]

Georgian woman shooting flames out her arse? Sure, why not.

[Dunners]

French singer displaying some technical vocal brilliance there. But the song just isn't strong enough to win it.

[Dunners]

Austrian singer gets bonus points for starting with her coat tribute to East 17.

[Admin]

What time does the scoring start?