King Charles III Watch

[Long slender neck]

Still alive then?

[E10EU]

We can only assume that Kate f***ed the Royal that died, Will shot him and then battered Kate into a coma.

There’s nothing else that makes any sense

I suspect she had cosmetic surgery. After 3 children, maybe she thought a tummy tuck would help with appearing glamorous and to stop Will's eyes from roving.

[Proposition Joe]

Wills has killed her.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Still alive then?

Or not…the intrigue continues…
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... nipulation

[Long slender neck]

Probably had a finger transplant after all that pegging.

[Dunners]

Oh wow. Just when I feared this was going to arrive at at dull outcome.

[Dunners]

I really don't want to get carried away with this, but isn't it about time for the police to start digging up the patio?

[The Mindsweep]

First they came for his Mum
Then they came for his Wife
They're still working on his brother
Who's next?

[CEB]

It’s all very weird.

Trying to think of a likely dull outcome, as a dull outcome is still most likely.
Maybe there’s a stuffy resistance to the idea that a photo could be released showing her in anything but great health, so the palace mocked something up from a couple of photos, maybe one with Kate, one without?

Though as we’ve seen in recent years, the Royals are excellent at combining malicious contempt with baffling stupidity, so who knows?

[CEB]

I mean, if she’s in as good health as she looks there, and things are all good, I’d imagine there’d be a simple solution of “can we just get a two minute video message of you and Wills?” to shut it all down

[Hoover Attack]

What is the issue with the photo?

[Give it to Jabo]

People do like gossip and rumour; conspiracy rumour even better. Must admit, I am a shade intrigued.
The sooner Martin Ling sorts it out the better.

[Give it to Jabo]

according to Mrs GITJ, Kate is having a prolonged sulk..

[CEB]

What is the issue with the photo?

Lots of issues with photo manipulation, most likely due to combining various iterations of the same photo and automatically combining them or badly photoshopping them

[Constanza]

What is the issue with the photo?

The state of the paintwork on those windows. Would have thought the Royals could have afforded masking tape and employ a handyman who knows the concept of cutting in.
I'm just glad I moved and don't pay taxes in UK any more to fund these charlatans.

[Yanzi Gravy]

First they came for his Mum
Then they came for his Wife
They're still working on his brother
Who's next?

Backstairs Billy and the Equerry with the big Willy.

[Dunners]

What is the issue with the photo?

Just after it was released by Buckingham Palace, people started noticing weird details that suggested it was manipulated at a minimum (either through AI or poor editing of a composite). The former theory is ridiculous (so far, at least), and the latter is more likely.

But then the main photo agencies used by most media issued a Kill Notification on the use of the images, instructing media outlets to cease using them and to delete them from their online spaces. The reason given was that they had reason to believe that their source (by which they actually mean Buckingham Palace) had deliberately manipulated the image.

This was a joke online thing up until now, but by this happening, all of a sudden it's a major news story. The thing is, if the photo is a poor quality composite, as embarrassing as that may be for the Palace, it's a straightforward and believable explanation and one that would be widely accepted. So what's fuelling speculation now is the deafening silence from the Palace.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Comes to something when the chief Lizards don’t even control the mainstream media any more

[CEB]

Yes. It’s the initial carelessness of “meh, it’s fine” which could have all manner of innocent explanations, to the sudden circling of the wagons.

As someone who gives not a single f*i* about the royals, it’s very funny seeing the warring factions on social media, with plenty of “LOL as if Harry doesn’t have his hairline photoshopped, and Meghan totes uses filters all the time the ugly bitch”, which seems to miss the point somewhat

[Hoover Attack]

What is the issue with the photo?

Just after it was released by Buckingham Palace, people started noticing weird details that suggested it was manipulated at a minimum (either through AI or poor editing of a composite). The former theory is ridiculous (so far, at least), and the latter is more likely.

But then the main photo agencies used by most media issued a Kill Notification on the use of the images, instructing media outlets to cease using them and to delete them from their online spaces. The reason given was that they had reason to believe that their source (by which they actually mean Buckingham Palace) had deliberately manipulated the image.

This was a joke online thing up until now, but by this happening, all of a sudden it's a major news story. The thing is, if the photo is a poor quality composite, as embarrassing as that may be for the Palace, it's a straightforward and believable explanation and one that would be widely accepted. So what's fuelling speculation now is the deafening silence from the Palace.

Lizzie's hooves were airbrushed out of every single photo of her and people are querying whether the Palace use photoshop or not?

[Long slender neck]

Never complain, never explain.

[Hoover Attack]

Never complain, never explain.

In human form one should always remain.

[CEB]

What is the issue with the photo?

Just after it was released by Buckingham Palace, people started noticing weird details that suggested it was manipulated at a minimum (either through AI or poor editing of a composite). The former theory is ridiculous (so far, at least), and the latter is more likely.

But then the main photo agencies used by most media issued a Kill Notification on the use of the images, instructing media outlets to cease using them and to delete them from their online spaces. The reason given was that they had reason to believe that their source (by which they actually mean Buckingham Palace) had deliberately manipulated the image.

This was a joke online thing up until now, but by this happening, all of a sudden it's a major news story. The thing is, if the photo is a poor quality composite, as embarrassing as that may be for the Palace, it's a straightforward and believable explanation and one that would be widely accepted. So what's fuelling speculation now is the deafening silence from the Palace.

Lizzie's hooves were airbrushed out of every single photo of her and people are querying whether the Palace use photoshop or not?

Eh? Is this a thing?

[Long slender neck]

Why are they all laughing in the photo? Their posh faces make me feel sick.

[Proposition Joe]

Why are they all laughing in the photo?

You'd do whatever you were told when you're being held at gunpoint.