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I phoned the hospital to how my mate's doing - he's on one of those Dyson ventilators. The doc says he's picking up nicely.
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We are on the 5th day of lock-down and we are finding it very hard. I look at my wife at the window, tears streaming down her face, taught with frustration. It's so hard that sometimes I even think about letting her back in.
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Cheshunto wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:37 pm Apparently Prince Charles is self isolating at Balmoral with Covid -19
While Prince Andrew is self isolating at Windsor with Jennifer - 15
The best so far.
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A priest, a vicar and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says “I think I’m a type o”.
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said to the wife last night why is you never tell me when you are
having an orgasm shy replied I don't like phoning you while you are at work. :lol:
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Good one slacker, that made me smile.

See Ashely has now put all staff outside of the first team on furlough, how many times is he going to put his foot in it?
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