Best Coronavirus conspiracy theories you've heard

[Currywurst and Chips]

Yes, there's lots of them out there and we have a few aspiring David Ickes on here too.

So what's the best madcap theory you've heard on the world wide web?

My two:

China caused the virus outbreak to take attention off their 5G/Huawei bid

Bill Gates created the virus to boost Netflix (and a particularly the pandemic TV show) ratings. Once they've massively upped their subscribers he'll release the antidote

[StillSpike]

There is no actual virus. All the health problems that we're seeing are caused by the roll-out of the 5G network. Some demented fools have also cross mapped the spread of these so-called-virus-cases against the map and the 5G roll-out and have seen that they correlate (proving that big towns with lots of people have lots of people in - and are also prioritised for 5G roll-out rather than areas with nobody in)

[Dunners]

I heard that the Chinese government secretly developed the virus as a bio weapon that specifically targeted the old and weak, rather than men of military age. That way nobody would suspect them of anything.

[The Mindsweep]

A self administered cure is to stab a sharp pencil in your left eye. I have attempted to see if Trump will try it because as he had said for other methods, "It might work, we don't know, nobody knows, its worth trying"

[Max B Gold]

I've heard it is the Bildeberg Groups answer to try and reset capitalism and the plan was agreed at their last secret meeting in a secret location somwhere secret.

[Dunners]

Ahem... she wouldn't have, would she?

[The Mindsweep]

Her & Thunberg. She starts to travel outside Sweden, this starts, production stops, less pollution. She keeps going on about it's the old people who are destroying planet, win win for her.

[slacker]

You’ve convinced me. Bloody Greta.

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Yeah but what is the real truth?

I believe this may have been released by accident.

[Lovejoy]

This is a ploy by the Chinese to bring down the world economy.

[tuffers#1]

Its all of the above .

Thats what Bez the happy monday said his mate the detective inspector reckons anyway.

[Constanza]

Chris Kamaravirus is the proper name allegedly.
He wants to void the last TWO seasons apparently.

[StillSpike]

It's being done to speed up cashless so that no=one does cash in hand work any more 'cos they're too scared to touch money.

(actually i'm using contactless for the few transactions that I am still doing)

[The Mindsweep]

I refuse to believe this will become serious until Gazza appears with his fishing rod and some chicken.

[tuffers#1]

Chris Kamaravirus is the proper name allegedly.
He wants to void the last TWO seasons apparently.

Hes a w*nker that Kamaravirus

Was on sky news laughing his head off at ORIENT being beaten
in there own virtual tournament .

He did humbly wish the sick player well & that he
should leave the O's & London as soon as possible

[Real Al]

Zoom did it

[tuffers#1]

Corona virus was created by the I.R.A

1. It doesnt recognise the boarder between
the north & south of Ireland .

2. Prince Charles falls victim to the Virus

3. Orange day parades cancelled .
https://www.thenational.scot/news/18311 ... -pandemic/

Ooh ahh up the RA

[Stamford O]

Wives created it so they can get all jobs done that we didn't do during the football season

[ComeOnYouOs]

Ive heard the virus was created by the Americans, and taken over to China, to help ruin the country.
Trump hates China, and this virus would set them right back
Hasnt quite worked out like that, but an interesting theory

[Currywurst and Chips]

Ive heard the virus was created by the Americans, and taken over to China, to help ruin the country.
Trump hates China, and this virus would set them right back
Hasnt quite worked out like that, but an interesting theory

Do you think there could be truth in it?

[ComeOnYouOs]

Ive heard the virus was created by the Americans, and taken over to China, to help ruin the country.
Trump hates China, and this virus would set them right back
Hasnt quite worked out like that, but an interesting theory

Do you think there could be truth in it?

Probably not, but I would never say its impossible, with Trump in charge.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Ive heard the virus was created by the Americans, and taken over to China, to help ruin the country.
Trump hates China, and this virus would set them right back
Hasnt quite worked out like that, but an interesting theory

Do you think there could be truth in it?

Probably not, but I would never say its impossible, with Trump in charge.

Any chance Israel could be involved in some way?

[greyhound]

I herd it was school kids in science lesson
that created the virus so as to get the schools closed.
why did I not think of it when I was a school boy.

[ComeOnYouOs]

Do you think there could be truth in it?

Probably not, but I would never say its impossible, with Trump in charge.

Any chance Israel could be involved in some way?

Israel could be involved, because they seem to be involved in most sh*t in the world these days...who knows?

[Chicken Dhansak]

There you go, first extreme right wing comment. Didn't take long did it? You f*cking people make me want to vomit.