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Prestige Worldwide wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:32 pm Bond delayed by 7 months. FFS COVID19.
Agent 007 Thor is still searching for the dastards that created COVID19, be patient he always gets his germ.
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Lovejoy wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:29 am
Prestige Worldwide wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:32 pm Bond delayed by 7 months. FFS COVID19.
Agent 007 Thor is still searching for the dastards that created COVID19, be patient he always gets his germ.
Hope he hasn't been touching his door knob. He'll be asleep on a park bench by now.
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Baba baaaa
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Thor will you be showing a gesture of goodwill to Orient fans this coming Saturday

I’m sure your Helicopter could spray Brisbane Rd keeping everyone safe after all your always banging on about being kind
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Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
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Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:07 pm Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
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I'll do it right away
So, just to get this straight, are you categorically stating that Coronavirus is man made, if so, by whom, and where are you getting this info from?

I look forward to your response.
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I blame Embelson.
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First U K death from the virus reported ☹
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Pretty much par for the course.

First person dies after testing positive for virus in UK​

Berkshire NHS Trust has confirmed the first death of a patient in the UK who had contracted the virus.

The deceased, described as an older patient with underlying health conditions, is understood to have tested positive for the virus last night.
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Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:07 pm Baa baa tuffers wipe the sh*t from your eyes
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The only sh*t in my eyes, is when i read what you write
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BIGRON wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:35 pm First U K death from the virus reported ☹
In other news, 5 people (on average) have been killed on the roads today across the UK.

I hope that the Media plaster this news all over their headlines; and that the Government closes all roads forthwith.
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I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
This looks like a job for Agent Thor.
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
Exactly!! The only level 4 lab is in wuhan. For the uneducated level 4 is biological weapons levels.
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Thor wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:44 am
tuffers#1 wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:47 pm
Thor wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:31 pm My figure come form the world health organisation.
Was it w.h.o biological weapon figure ?
Flu kills 650k people per year yet nothing happens from the authorities. This one kills a few people and cities are put on lockdown, machines cleaning streets, people in HAZMAT SUITS, treating people, cleaning buildings and you think it’s a simple flu? I tell you what, you’re the simple one for believing it.
I'm almost certain Thor's account is a parody one at this point, let's break down this last post.

'Flu kills 650k people per year yet nothing happens from the authorities.'
- Categorically untrue. There are several types of different flu vaccine, tailored to different strains of the virus, and for people of different ages, so 'the authorities' (whoever they are) are definitely doing something every year. The flu drive for the NHS alone is significant. Also 650k is the upper upper limit. Assuming 500,000 people die from flu every year, that would account for 0.0064% of the global population per year.

'This one kills a few people and cities are put on lockdown'.
- Well, yeah? It's a brand new virus not seen in humans before. That is the reason for this global reaction - no one has immunity yet and no vaccine exists, yet. Would you rather we did nothing?

'machines cleaning streets'.
- Only in China and only in the worst hit regions. China overreact to anything so this is hardly reflective of the lethality of the virus.

'I tell you what, you’re the simple one for believing it.'
- Now this statement is fantastic, we're encouraged to not believe things we read - by reading. It's a wonderful trap but ultimately pointless as yet again thor has nothing to back any of his statements up.


I have only 2 questions for you thor.

1. Do you have any proof that you would like to share that backs up any one of your bizarre claims (please note that blog entries from random people, anything scribbled in the daily mail, and religious texts will not be accepted as 'proof')?
2. Why do you not believe literally all of the news saying the death rate is around 1% (maximum, as its hard to account for asymptomatic cases).
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Re: Coronavirus

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Thor wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:30 pm
RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:10 pm I’m with Thor on this one . The weight of evidence is beginning to weigh on the side that it’s man made. When I get home tonight I’ll put up a link to an article I’ve just read. Just to add, China’s only virology lab is in Wuhan.
Exactly!! The only level 4 lab is in wuhan. For the uneducated level 4 is biological weapons levels.
Wow! It’s lucky those normally secretive Chinese have published full details about the location of their Top Secret biological weapon centres. I wouldn’t have believed it if agent Thor hadn’t revealed it!
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Well if it’s common knowledge it’s their only one it doesn’t take much working out
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RedDwarf 1881 wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:04 pm Well if it’s common knowledge it’s their only one it doesn’t take much working out
Yes but this is the world of international espionage. They could just be saying they only have one and not be telling us about the secret ones.

Anyway I'm pretty relaxed about the whole thing knowing that Thor is on the case.
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It's incredible. A month or so ago I thought I was impressed by the number on here who were political and constitutional experts. But now I discover some are also infectious disease and biological weapon experts too!
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Jackathory hasn't even declared that he knows someone who works there. Yet.
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Dunners wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:06 pm It's incredible. A month or so ago I thought I was impressed by the number on here who were political and constitutional experts. But now I discover some are also infectious disease and biological weapon experts too!
you failed to mention the footballing tactical geniuses
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Re: Coronavirus

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Maybe Agent Thor can pop upto Potters Bar & discuss his plans with our local 1 of 8 uk Cellular Level Biosafety Level 4 sites.

Just a hand wash thory boy , i dont think you'll need the full protective suit & helmet .
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