Derek Mackay SNP

[Thor]

Well let’s get this party started.

Derek the nonce has sent some 270 unsolicited texts messages to a 16 year old boy. He is scum pure and simple, why are people like him walking this earth? He only quit his role after the mother released the text messages.

He is a dirty, filthy predatory sex case, I hope the mother complains to the police and he is nicked good and proper. Scum like him deserve to be banged up and left to rot.

[Max B Gold]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

[Long slender neck]

I dont see how resigning is enough really. Shouldnt he be charged with grooming or something? Or does the lad being 16 get him off the hook?

[Fanny]

I dont see how resigning is enough really. Shouldnt he be charged with grooming or something? Or does the lad being 16 get him off the hook?

As creepy as it is I don’t think messaging a 16 year old is actually illegal? Although hundreds of unsolicited messages must count as some sort of harassment?

[RedDwarf 1881]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

That’s the second time you’ve mentioned Nicola Sturgeon and possible controversy . It sounds very intriguing .

[Max B Gold]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

That’s the second time you’ve mentioned Nicola Sturgeon and possible controversy . It sounds very intriguing .

It's actually the third time and I agree it is intriguing.

[Sid Bishop]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

From what I read at the time, the Alex Salmond case coming up early this year, could have been one of the reasons why the SNP made the surprise decision to back Johnsons call for an early general election. The Lib Dems also supported having a General election because Jo Swinson deluded herself into thinking that the Lib Dems would vastly increase their numbers of MP's in the house of commons, she even talked of there being a Lib Dem Government !

[JimbO]

I dont see how resigning is enough really. Shouldnt he be charged with grooming or something? Or does the lad being 16 get him off the hook?

As creepy as it is I don’t think messaging a 16 year old is actually illegal? Although hundreds of unsolicited messages must count as some sort of harassment?

Guess it would be to do with the content of the messages.

[Thor]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

That’s the second time you’ve mentioned Nicola Sturgeon and possible controversy . It sounds very intriguing .

It's actually the third time and I agree it is intriguing.

Come on maxi boy let the cat out of the bag then!

[Max B Gold]

That’s the second time you’ve mentioned Nicola Sturgeon and possible controversy . It sounds very intriguing .

It's actually the third time and I agree it is intriguing.

Come on maxi boy let the cat out of the bag then!

Can't just yet. It's a state secret.

[Thor]

Is it about batting for the other side?

[Max B Gold]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

[WhereDoYouKnowMeFrom]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

What’s the difference between Motherwell and OJ Simpson?
At least OJ Simpson had some sort of defence.

[Max B Gold]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

What’s the difference between Motherwell and OJ Simpson?
At least OJ Simpson had some sort of defence.

And both are murder to watch.

[HARVEY T DENTON]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

Does it involve Scotlands favourite entertainment act The Krankies?

[Disoriented]

And he was my MSP too. Creepy.

Wait until the Nicola stuff hits the news.

I see their other sex pest Alex "The Octopus" Salmond has a court date fixed.

That’s the second time you’ve mentioned Nicola Sturgeon and possible controversy . It sounds very intriguing .

It's actually the third time and I agree it is intriguing.

Then out with it man. I don’t recall wee Nicola being particularly litigious.

[Thor]

Max leaves us hanging once more! Come on max brighten up the day!

[Max B Gold]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

Does it involve Scotlands favourite entertainment act The Krankies?

I am able to say no to that suggestion.

[Celtient]

Is it about batting for the other side?

As well as being a state secret youse need to bear in mind that it was told to me by a bitter Labourite still smarting over being PUMPED in the General Election.

That said the Labourite is in the know as they attend the same toothless political pantomime that is the Scotch Parliament.

Does it involve Scotlands favourite entertainment act The Krankies?

Naturally, no mention of Nicola Sturgeon can be made without a hugely humorous reference to the Krankies. Personally I think that Ms Sturgeon looks about as much like Jimmy Krankie as Boris Johnson looks like Charlie Drake