WTF!? thread: part 42

[slacker]

Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

[Long slender neck]

[BIGRON]

This thread stinks

[Howling Mad Murdock]

[WickfordO]

WWE does that for me. Best comedy show around.

[spen666]

Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

A fool and their money are easily parted

[Howling Mad Murdock]

A fool and their money are easily parted

You need to copyright this saying before some unscrupulous hack steals it.

[Chicken Dhansak]

I'll bet her favourite film is Snatch.

[BoniO]

Sometimes, something crops up that makes any half-sane person think “what the actual f*ck?”. But it’s so bat-sh!t crazy you can’t help . Like ITV’s The Masked Singer.

So here a thread for such nonsense. Exhibit 1 being from our old friend Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop store. Where they are selling a candle called “this smells like my vagina”. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... agina-goop.

Of course is does, Gwynnie. And naturally, at £58 a pop for a whiff of Paltrow’s lady-parts, it’s SOLD OUT

A fool and their money are easily parted

How many did you get?

[Lucky7]

Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

[Disoriented]

Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

Or Hastings Pier.

[Lucky7]

Can save myself a few Bob here and just go for a walk near Billinsgate

Or Hastings Pier.

Billinsgate a lot nearer my home than Hastings disjointed

[Thor]

[Real Al]

Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

[The Mindsweep]

Is the wick meant to signal a part of Chris Martin?

[Constanza]

Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

Lights Out Sisters

[KC & sunshine band]

Four candles

[KC & sunshine band]

i wont be buying brut anymore

[BIGRON]

Does anyone remembers the old nun joke about "Where's the candle". That could explain it.

I heard the one about the nun getting caught doing press ups on the cucumber patch but could someone enlighten me on the candles one .

[Constanza]

Two nuns in the dark at the convent.
"Where's the candle?"
"yes it does"

Or something like that.

[Real Al]

Two nuns in the dark at the convent.
"Where's the candle?"
"yes it does"

Or something like that.

Two nuns cycling down an old street, when one of them says "I've never come this way before".
"Nor me, must be the cobbles".

[EliotNes]

I first saw a programme very similar to The Masked Singer on Thai tv when on holiday there about 3 years ago. There it is called The Mask. Must have been imported from there.
Just another bit of useless info to add to this discussion

[KC & sunshine band]

this is the best

really made me laff and im still laffing

I will buy it but the question is does the fragrance differ from day to day?

And where should I place my candle

bloody brilliant