Carlos Ghosn

[Disoriented]

Head of Nissan Japan on fraud charges escapes from the land of the rising sun hidden in a musical instrument case. Given the size of the geezer, this may well have been a flute case.

Pity it wasn’t so easy to escape from that lot on the Burma railway.

[Constanza]

Obviously trying to pull a few strings to get off.

[Lucky7]

Hear he may end up at Bow

[Constanza]

When the police opened the case he said "Cello, is it me you're looking for?"

[Disoriented]

Explained to the Lebanese police on discovery that he had been playing the pink oboe.

[BoniO]

He's hoping he won't have to go back and face the music.

[Lucky7]

Bit like dave swarbrick always on the fiddle

[Constanza]

No way to conduct himself

[Long slender neck]

The charges are trumpeted up.

[Constanza]

Well he's not getting much symphony

[Lucky7]

Accordion to Ghosn he’s innocent

[Constanza]

It's an open and shut case

[BoniO]

No need to keep harping on about it

[Constanza]

I just hope he turns over a new leaf.

[Lucky7]

He told a press conference earlier it weren’t me it where R Monica

[Disoriented]

I heard he needed medical treatment for his clef palate.