Things You Believed As A Kid

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Keys Cut while you Wait...(Because it said so) Never did cut my trousers,though.
When I threw an acorn down the toilet I thought a tree would grow out of it.I was a bit worried.
When I saw a pipe p*ssing out water on a piece of land which had a demolished building I thought that Finsbury Park would fill up with water.

[Fanny]

My Granny told us that If you sneezed with your eyes open your eyeballs would pop out.
We believed that for years

Seems like when you sneezed your brain fell out.

[Lucky7]

My Granny told us that If you sneezed with your eyes open your eyeballs would pop out.
We believed that for years

Seems like when you sneezed your brain fell out.

Where does it say I sneezed ? Doh

[Fanny]

My Granny told us that If you sneezed with your eyes open your eyeballs would pop out.
We believed that for years

Seems like when you sneezed your brain fell out.

Where does it say I sneezed ? Doh

Maybe you’ve never sneezed but you certainly pass wind regularly. Usually out of your mouth.

[Sid Bishop]

I believed that tinned salmon sandwiches on pan bread and real butter was top grub. I still do.

In the 50s and 60s, my mum always brought ''Socra'' Russian tinned red Salmon, it was the cheapest and the best but seemed like in the 1970s onwards became unavailable in UK. I dont think this brand is canned anymore ?
Still love Salmon and cucumber sandwiches to this day, but it does not taste as nice to me as the old Socra tinned red Salmon.

[StockholmO]

I believed that when my Mum went out down the shops she would leave the dog to watch over my brother and I and after she returned the dog would go over to her and tell her in 'doggy language' if we got up to any mischief. My Brother and me always behaved ourselves because we genuinely believed Cassie was watching us and would grass us up.

Also, on dogs. My Mum would tell us Dad had gone out to see a 'Man about a Dog' when of course he was down the boozer.

Happy Times!

[Thor]

When I was small child, I was very scared of thunderstorms. My Aunt used to tell me that it was god moving his furniture around.

When it rained God was upset and was crying.

If you swallowed your bubble gum it was get stuck and twisted in your belly forever.

[cockhat]

Father Christmas, and I still do!

[StockholmO]

If you told a fib you got a pimple on your tongue.

Politicians please note.

[StockholmO]

Keys Cut while you Wait...(Because it said so) Never did cut my trousers,though.
When I threw an acorn down the toilet I thought a tree would grow out of it.I was a bit worried.
When I saw a pipe p*ssing out water on a piece of land which had a demolished building I thought that Finsbury Park would fill up with water.

Oh yes. If you swallowed a pip then a tree would grow out of you.

I believe that in the insect world some fungi grow inside of insects, sort of turns them into zombies and kills them before mushrooms start sprouting from their heads. I think Ross's outburst today might have something to do with an alien invasion of the brain.

[Adz]

That the majority of heat is lost through the head

[Adz]

That pluto was a planet
That you only have 5 senses