Year 2173 Season ( Bit of fun )

[tuffers#1]

A Little Fanytasy Football , ( Only rule is it must be the year 2173)

Friday 15th November 2173 :

Jobi McAnuff Finally retires before the New Season Starts
Having used all his medical miracle advancement credits
Player Manager McAnuff will concentrate on Coaching Alone at
Long time club London Orient .

The 192 year old was the 2nd oldest player in
WFPL ( World Football Premier League ) , behind
Kazuyoshi Miura (204)   Of Local rivals Milton Ham United
Who play at the Bubbles arena Miltonshire .
London O's 1st game of the season after relegation from WFSPL
Is tomorrow home game versus BarcaCatalonia , McAnuff Said it was
dissapointing to be relegated After Losing Game 49 (25-24)
of the WFSPL ( World Football Super Premier league )
series to New Manchester Yankee United as its winner stays on.

[BIGRON]

Got you must be bored Tuffers

[spen666]

Did you forget to include the bit of fun?

[tuffers#1]

Did you forget to include the bit of fun?

No not at all

Kazuyoshi Miura  is still an active player now aged 50
Milton Ham United are the merger of W*@t H#m €N*TED & MK dons !!

Cheeky B*stard !

[tuffers#1]

Got you must be bored Tuffers

Very

[Thor]

Got you must be bored Tuffers

Very

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

[tuffers#1]

Got you must be bored Tuffers

Very

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

Mind altering drugs are Gods way of telling you have to much money
Or is that Cocaine ? Either way i havent enough money for any of the 3
You should be Fine Tory boy !!

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

McAnuff was reported to have said the Brexit negotiations and the 95th referendum vote was causing splits in the dressing room and causing the players to lose focus on the primary role of the club. Which was to make enough money to be able to pay the huge tax bill enforced by Corbyn. The country having run up debts that cost the country £500 billion a week in interest.

[spen666]

Got you must be bored Tuffers

Very

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

Isn't Acid the same as LSD?

[Thor]

Very

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

Mind altering drugs are Gods way of telling you have to much money
Or is that Cocaine ? Either way i havent enough money for any of the 3
You should be Fine Tory boy !!

Sorry to disappoint you tuffers old boy, but I don’t smoke, I don’t drink anymore and I certainly don’t do drugs, in fact I detest drugs and the problems they cause to society.

[tuffers#1]

Very

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

Isn't Acid the same as LSD?

Not according to tripsafe
Some is some isn't

https://tripsafe.org/lsd-vs-acid/

[tuffers#1]

Or hes on something like acid or lsd

Mind altering drugs are Gods way of telling you have to much money
Or is that Cocaine ? Either way i havent enough money for any of the 3
You should be Fine Tory boy !!

Sorry to disappoint you tuffers old boy, but I don’t smoke, I don’t drink anymore and I certainly don’t do drugs, in fact I detest drugs and the problems they cause to society.

I smoke tobacco , i drink very occasionally .
Havent touched an ilegal drug in 20 years.

Drugs used correctly are fine ( medically)
Unfortunately medical drugs are not used correctly.
Not enough proper research , just its safe we the drug company can make billions.

[tuffers#1]

McAnuff was reported to have said the Brexit negotiations and the 95th referendum vote was causing splits in the dressing room and causing the players to lose focus on the primary role of the club. Which was to make enough money to be able to pay the huge tax bill enforced by Corbyn. The country having run up debts that cost the country £500 billion a week in interest.

Kentina Travis & Nigella Teague, Co owners said today

2 games attendances fees would be used to clear Corbyns debt .
This single statement sent Byways 1, 000,001
Into official messageboard meltdown as he was hoping to use that money in Londons newest
working mans club Stringfellas WMC .

Other news
The ale & lapkicking club stringfellas has reported
Its shares have rocketed to record levels ensuring
European Capitals 1 party leader Corbyn is
Now assured of his Messiah status.

[BIGRON]

Mind altering drugs are Gods way of telling you have to much money
Or is that Cocaine ? Either way i havent enough money for any of the 3
You should be Fine Tory boy !!

Sorry to disappoint you tuffers old boy, but I don’t smoke, I don’t drink anymore and I certainly don’t do drugs, in fact I detest drugs and the problems they cause to society.

I smoke tobacco , i drink very occasionally .
Havent touched an ilegal drug in 20 years.

Drugs used correctly are fine ( medically)
Unfortunately medical drugs are not used correctly.
Not enough proper research , just its safe we the drug company can make billions.

I take 1/2 a viagra a day ........it stops me plssing on my shoes .

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

Sorry to disappoint you tuffers old boy, but I don’t smoke, I don’t drink anymore and I certainly don’t do drugs, in fact I detest drugs and the problems they cause to society.

I smoke tobacco , i drink very occasionally .
Havent touched an ilegal drug in 20 years.

Drugs used correctly are fine ( medically)
Unfortunately medical drugs are not used correctly.
Not enough proper research , just its safe we the drug company can make billions.

I take 1/2 a viagra a day ........it stops me plssing on my shoes .

Trouble is the bloke next to you at matches always thinks it raining. Pissing down in fact.

[StockholmO]

Brexit finally happens as England sinks under rising sea levels leaving Scotland independent at last.