Anticipate the post match interview

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

[cockhat]

We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

How gets the managers gig next? Martin Ling?
Would be good then he would get the chop!

[RedDwarf 1881]

We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

[Disoriented]

The video will make fascinating viewing.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

Trouble is nobody knows what he means. I’ve listened to his interviews a few times and they are gobbledegook. Maybe the players are delivering after all.

[Beradogs]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

A classic.

[Omygawd]

The video will make fascinating viewing.

It will be toe curling. He will look away, blame everything apart from himself. I don't see much of a leader in him I'm afraid. His inspirational qualities match those of a rubber duck in a wet suit at present.

[tuffers#1]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

[Howling Mad Murdock]

If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

The video will make fascinating viewing.

It will be toe curling. He will look away, blame everything apart from himself. I don't see much of a leader in him I'm afraid. His inspirational qualities match those of a rubber duck in a wet suit at present.

Stop insulting rubber ducks in wet suits immediately.

[gshaw]

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

Biggest risk is him chinning the Head Coach for being an absolute plonker.

[gshaw]

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

You've got to start wondering what they're doing in training and the treatment room to pick up so many injuries outside of matches if that's the case.

[Lovejoy]

I predict that he says the word 'um' at least 20 times.

[RedDwarf 1881]

The video will make fascinating viewing.

Halloween was a couple of nights ago

[RedDwarf 1881]

Wilkinson has picked up an injury. Relegation battle here we come with Alabi as our only other striking option

Perhaps he already had one at the start...or he was a risk.

That could be why he didn't start .

[cockhat]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

[Howling Mad Murdock]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

He loses quite well,so that's a comfort.

[tuffers#1]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like i said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

[cockhat]

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like is said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

Yeah no what you mean, sorry I don’t know what you mean.
We didn’t do our best but hey at least they turned up for training, so that’s a positive!
The result wasn’t bad I mean to say it was dire. However we’ve got a couple of weeks off now so don’t criticise me until after the next game sorry I mean league game. The next two don’t count do they!!

[RedDwarf 1881]

We’ve done the not enough time with the players
We’ve done the travel and the mental fatigue and physical fatigue stuff

So I expect it to be the difficult conditions

You forgot a few " No, you what I mean.".

Trouble is nobody knows what he means. I’ve listened to his interviews a few times and they are gobbledegook. Maybe the players are delivering after all.

Yes, good point.

[RedDwarf 1881]

Are you saying he doesn’t interview well? Shame on you!

Yeah yeah yeah no of course yeah , its like is said
It's 1 of those things that yeah you know like i said , we
start with the basics & then we look hour by hour day by day & when we start to yeah yeah get it right yeah no
Results will take care of themselves

Yeah no what you mean, sorry I don’t know what you mean.
We didn’t do our best but hey at least they turned up for training, so that’s a positive!
The result wasn’t bad I mean to say it was dire. However we’ve got a couple of weeks off now so don’t criticise me until after the next game sorry I mean league game. The next two don’t count do they!!

I dare say if we lose t Maldon and Tiptree it will count .

[slacker]

I predict 10 “like I saids” 5 “you know what I means” 3 looks around like he is trying to find a mystery person in the crowd who doesn’t exist.

Yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah
You know what i mean we do the little steps in training but once they yeah yeah no yeah they cross the white
line its yeah no no you know what i mean Dave .

Obviously yeah no we dont try to not attack yeah
yeah its early days .

Like i said its you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah no
Of course
On to the next game

Having listened to a couple of Carl’s, er, stirring debriefs so far, I am wondering just how he managed to overcome the obvious not-managed-much-or-for-ages handicap he must have had in the job interview process. His sparkling repartee, cliche-free mumblings, and positive body language when faced with the fearsome Dulcet Dave is a marvel to behold so far...