What even is Tiptree and Maldon?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Are they that bad they have to field 2 teams? How far down the pyramid are they. If we don’t hit double figures against this sort of dross, it will be embarrassing.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Local jam and salt makers merged to make a super condiment team.

[Tom Chance]

Are they that bad they have to field 2 teams? How far down the pyramid are they. If we don’t hit double figures against this sort of dross, it will be embarrassing.

Yes it would be embarrassing, almost as embarrassing as your ignorance.

[Chief crazy horse]

Yes, well said. Very silly comment.

[AckneyAwks]

If you dont treat them with respect it could come back to bite you on the Arse! Bigger clubs than us have come a cropper but i know that the management and players will be proffesional about it. If you dont know anything about them (cant believe that really) then check them out.

[Reflecto]

Just checked out their record and they have won every game by big margins. So not a great standard but they are obviously a well run team! We will need to field a reasonably strong team - if we are to avoid embarrassment! Do the job and we are one round away from the big boys!

[Top of the JES]

16 wins from 16 games. I saw them win 5-1 earlier this season nice tidy little team but they play in Isthmian North, so we would have to have a mare for them to get a result. That said we have had some bad results (Hendon anybody?) in games of this ilk.

I would imagine Steve Castle is a bit sick about this draw as T&M knocked out Pizza mans Royston Town in the last round would have been nice for him to come back as a manager. Mind you the half time pizza delivery man would have needed an armed guard.

[Top of the JES]

Chichester City who received a bye and £36000 gaurenteed prize money because of the demise of Bury, have just tweeted that they intend to make a donation to the fighting fund set up to save Bury FC.

They play at the same level as Maldon and Tiptree who we play and described as dross by RedO. Chichester may turn out to be not the best of footballing teams in the second round but that is a classy gesture in direct contrast to RedO and his classless comment.

[Disoriented]

Chichester City who received a bye and £36000 gaurenteed prize money because of the demise of Bury, have just tweeted that they intend to make a donation to the fighting fund set up to save Bury FC.

They play at the same level as Maldon and Tiptree who we play and described as dross by RedO. Chichester may turn out to be not the best of footballing teams in the second round but that is a classy gesture in direct contrast to RedO and his classless comment.

You get more humourless by the day.

[Top of the JES]

Chichester City who received a bye and £36000 gaurenteed prize money because of the demise of Bury, have just tweeted that they intend to make a donation to the fighting fund set up to save Bury FC.

They play at the same level as Maldon and Tiptree who we play and described as dross by RedO. Chichester may turn out to be not the best of footballing teams in the second round but that is a classy gesture in direct contrast to RedO and his classless comment.

You get more humourless by the day.

Ah talking of dross it's Mr Orient. "through and through"

shouldn't be wasting time with me fella when you could be Ling bashing on another thread.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

16 wins from 16 games. I saw them win 5-1 earlier this season nice tidy little team but they play in Isthmian North, so we would have to have a mare for them to get a result. That said we have had some bad results (Hendon anybody?) in games of this ilk.

I would imagine Steve Castle is a bit sick about this draw as T&M knocked out Pizza mans Royston Town in the last round would have been nice for him to come back as a manager. Mind you the half time pizza delivery man would have needed an armed guard.

Would Royston have been allocated the same ball number as Tiptree and Maldon if they had beaten them?

[Top of the JES]

16 wins from 16 games. I saw them win 5-1 earlier this season nice tidy little team but they play in Isthmian North, so we would have to have a mare for them to get a result. That said we have had some bad results (Hendon anybody?) in games of this ilk.

I would imagine Steve Castle is a bit sick about this draw as T&M knocked out Pizza mans Royston Town in the last round would have been nice for him to come back as a manager. Mind you the half time pizza delivery man would have needed an armed guard.

Would Royston have been allocated the same ball number as Tiptree and Maldon if they had beaten them?

Not sure maybe not.

[Chelmsford Swimmer]

We lost 3 - 2 to Canvey Island pre-season. Maldon beat Canvey 5 - 0 last month.

[Top of the JES]

We lost 3 - 2 to Canvey Island pre-season. Maldon beat Canvey 5 - 0 last month.

Think we had a team mainly made up of kids that day CS, but they do score a lot of goals.

[Fisch]

16 wins in a row. No matter where they are , that's impressive.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

We lost 3 - 2 to Canvey Island pre-season. Maldon beat Canvey 5 - 0 last month.

Think we had a team mainly made up of kids that day CS, but they do score a lot of goals.

Maybe there super striker wants to prove a point and make an impression. Treat them with the respect they deserve in my opinion.

[Proposition Joe]

WUMming by numbers from the OP, staggering that so many bit.

[y o y o y]

16 wins from 16 games. I saw them win 5-1 earlier this season nice tidy little team but they play in Isthmian North, so we would have to have a mare for them to get a result. That said we have had some bad results (Hendon anybody?) in games of this ilk.

I would imagine Steve Castle is a bit sick about this draw as T&M knocked out Pizza mans Royston Town in the last round would have been nice for him to come back as a manager. Mind you the half time pizza delivery man would have needed an armed guard.

Would Royston have been allocated the same ball number as Tiptree and Maldon if they had beaten them?

I think they would've been. 1st proper league 1&2 teams join the draw Nos 1-48(47 this year, no Bury) in alphabetical order, the remainder Non league teams allocated a tie No from the previous round, North/South split
Ball numbers:

1 ACCRINGTON STANLEY
2 AFC WIMBLEDON
3 BLACKPOOL
4 BOLTON WANDERERS
5 BRADFORD CITY
6 BRISTOL ROVERS
7 BURTON ALBION
8 CAMBRIDGE UNITED
9 CARLISLE UNITED
10 CHELTENHAM TOWN
11 COLCHESTER UNITED
12 COVENTRY CITY
13 CRAWLEY TOWN
14 CREWE ALEXANDRA
15 DONCASTER ROVERS
16 EXETER CITY
17 FLEETWOOD TOWN
18 FOREST GREEN ROVERS
19 GILLINGHAM
20 GRIMSBY TOWN
21 IPSWICH TOWN
22 LEYTON ORIENT
23 LINCOLN CITY
24 MACCLESFIELD TOWN
25 MANSFIELD TOWN
26 MILTON KEYNES DONS
27 MORECAMBE
28 NEWPORT COUNTY
29 NORTHAMPTON TOWN
30 OLDHAM ATHLETIC
31 OXFORD UNITED
32 PETERBOROUGH UNITED
33 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
34 PORT VALE
35 PORTSMOUTH
36 ROCHDALE
37 ROTHERHAM UNITED
38 SALFORD CITY
39 SCUNTHORPE UNITED
40 SHREWSBURY TOWN
41 SOUTHEND UNITED
42 STEVENAGE
43 SUNDERLAND
44 SWINDON TOWN
45 TRANMERE ROVERS
46 WALSALL
47 WYCOMBE WANDERERS
48 BOSTON UNITED
49 GATESHEAD
50 SOLIHULL MOORS
51 WHITBY TOWN OR STOURBRIDGE
52 HARTLEPOOL UNITED
53 NANTWICH TOWN
54 CHORLEY
55 ALTRINCHAM
56 DARLINGTON
57 YORK CITY OR STOCKPORT COUNTY
58 NOTTS COUNTY
59 CHESTERFIELD OR WREXHAM
60 HARROGATE TOWN
61 AFC FYLDE
62 CHIPPENHAM TOWN
63 HARINGEY BOROUGH OR YEOVIL TOWN
64 DULWICH HAMLET
65 EBBSFLEET UNITED OR WOKING
66 WELLING UNITED OR EASTLEIGH
67 BROMLEY
68 MAIDSTONE UNITED
69 MAIDENHEAD UNITED OR WEALDSTONE
70 OXFORD CITY
71 CHICHESTER CITY
72 HAYES & YEADING UNITED OR POOLE TOWN
73 MALDON & TIPTREE
74 POTTERS BAR TOWN OR BARNET
75 TORQUAY UNITED
76 SUTTON UNITED OR BILLERICAY TOWN
77 DOVER ATHLETIC
78 KINGSTONIAN
79 CARSHALTON ATHLETIC

[O my gawd]

I used to play against them in the 90s when they were Maldon Town. Pitch wasn't that clever back then, used to get waterlogged very easily.

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Sorry guys, accidentally left auto-wum enabled whilst I was out earlier.

[EliotNes]

It’s the FA Cup. Always a chance of a surprise

But I am sure the coaching staff will prepare accordingly to prevent embarrassment

COYOs

[RedDwarf 1881]

If you dont treat them with respect it could come back to bite you on the Arse! Bigger clubs than us have come a cropper but i know that the management and players will be proffesional about it. If you dont know anything about them (cant believe that really) then check them out.

Yes, when we play these types of teams my mind always goes back to our FA Cup tie against Hendon years ago . I thought all we had to do was turn up.....mistake. That taught me that we should never underestimate any team. A potential banana skin comes to mind

[Beradogs]

I used to play against them in the 90s when they were Maldon Town. Pitch wasn't that clever back then, used to get waterlogged very easily.

Me too. In Essex senior league. Who you play for omg?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Don't think I ever played against Maldon but pretty sure I played against Tiptree United back in the early 90s, but I was generally still off my tits most Saturday afternoons so may be slightly confused.

[O my gawd]

I used to play against them in the 90s when they were Maldon Town. Pitch wasn't that clever back then, used to get waterlogged very easily.

Me too. In Essex senior league. Who you play for omg?

Had more clubs than Jack Nicklaus
Played for Saffron Walden then, also played for Leytonstone & Ilford, Bishops Stortford, Hitchin & Royston.