Annual Boarding Appraisals

[Max B Gold]

I'm sure most people on here will agree the Board has become moribund.

In an effort to improve it I will be holding appraisals for all Boarders except Constanza. The aim is to coach them on how to Board better. I am fully aware of the enormity of this task and in the case of some Boarders the utter futility.

As always I will be as positive and constructive in addressing performance and providing feedback.

I will be awarding grades and this will become apparent as the appraisals progress. Admin/Mods will not be exempt from the process.

Does anyone want to volunteer and go first and help break the circle of moribundidity?

[o-no]

Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?

[StillSpike]

Will our boarding remuneration be dependent on these appraisals?

[Max B Gold]

Will our boarding remuneration be dependent on these appraisals?

Of course not under the rules of modern capitalism performance is never linked to reward.

I assume by replying you have volunteered to be appraised first.

[StillSpike]

Do crack on

[tuffers#1]

Me ill go 1st & if you dont call me a blithering idiot at least 1nce ill burn your Archie Gemmell goal tape

[Constanza]

Clearly I am not boarding enough to even be rated. Must do better.
Max however continues to push the boundaries as always.

[Howling Mad Murdock]

He continues to push something.

[Max B Gold]

Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?

Probably not but you should try not to rely so heavily on only the one redeeming feature.HTH.

[Omygawd]

Takes 1 step forward and volunteers. Grabs helmet.

[o-no]

Will being top of the prediction league improve my chances?

Probably not but you should try not to rely so heavily on only the one redeeming feature.HTH.

That's all I've got

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Takes 1 step forward and volunteers. Grabs helmet.

ooer missus.

[Max B Gold]

Apologies but I will have to postpone the appraisals for now as I've found something more interesting to do.

I will recommence once I get back from the Gryffe Inn. I trust youse are ok with this. If not, then tough.

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

Apologies but I will have to postpone the appraisals for now as I've found something more interesting to do.

I will recommence once I get back from the Gryffe Inn. I trust youse are ok with this. If not, then tough.

Need to start your appraisal with.

Needs to plan better.

[Real Al]

Apart from criticising the extreme lefties as much as the doddering Brexit numbskulls, what is wrong with my boarding, pray tell?

Other than being irrelevant and unfunny, of course.

[BIGRON]

I'm too busy posting on the ' other ' board to have an appraisal

[Chief crazy horse]

If Chingford red was still on here, he'd piss it.

[Omygawd]

Max still in the pub.

[Redcard]

He can shove his appraisals up his kilt.

[EliotNes]

Annual Appraisals - how I hated doing those when I was running my businesses. I would rather go and get a b********g from a dissatisfied customer.

[Max B Gold]

Apologies for the delay folks I appreciate this must be an anxious time for youse but I had a few more pints in the pub than planned last night.

Any roads lets start with Mr Andrew Gilson.

Strengths:

Resilience. This year he was binned by the club as a media/commentator sort because he was so far up the owners jacksees that his commentaries were barely audible. However, he has bounced back by appointing himself top banana of a bunch of amateur sports radio hacks. A clever move because their unintelligible ramblings almost make Gilso sound professional.

Commercialism: His empire of Tattatoria strung throught one small backward town in the South East goes from strength to strength driven by his trained eye for securing pure tat at bargain basement prices and selling it on to an unsuspecting public at a huge mark up.

Weaknesses: Continuing to brown nose the bosses in his posts and failing to ask the difficult questions

Development Points: Everything.

[tuffers#1]

Max straight in with a bit of the controversial

[slacker]

I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.

[Max B Gold]

I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.

Who the hell is NU?

[Disoriented]

I know he’s got bigger fish to fry these days, like moderating the X-Factor fans forum, but has NU endorsed this exercise? I can’t take it seriously unless he has.

And does Gilso still annoy fellow cruise ship passengers with his unwanted karaoke crooning? Surely a bigger issue than his tat pedlar activities.

Who the hell is NU?

I hope you will also be doing a self-appraisal fella.