Best Boarding Name

[Clive Evans]

For me the Boarder with the best nom de plume, is Bergen. It is succinct. No messing around with a name like that. You instantly know where he comes from, yet leaves an air of mystery. One pictures a blond giant of a man, who has great taste, after all, he lives so far away, yet supports the O's. He doesn't seem to have originated in the eastern parts of London and one wonders why he chose to support us, but obviously has immaculate sense of taste. I can only speculate, that perhaps a thousand years ago, one of his ancestors sailed down the River Thames in a longboat, and forcefully ( perhaps not so very forcefully, knowing the women from East London ) had his wicked way. Maybe the delights of East London percolated through the centuries and effected the culture of Bergen Society? Who knows?
What is your favourite boarders name ( only interested in the name, not their postings.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

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[The Orient Hour]

Smendrick Feaselburg. It got the biggest laugh of any boarders name when we read out a question on Orient Hour. It's a great name.

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Andy Gilson because he's my hero.x

[The Orient Hour]

Your cheque is in the post HMM

[Beradogs]

I was going to call myself big back clock but it didn’t get past the committee stage.

[BIGRON]

For me the Boarder with the best nom de plume, is Bergen. It is succinct. No messing around with a name like that. You instantly know where he comes from, yet leaves an air of mystery. One pictures a blond giant of a man, who has great taste, after all, he lives so far away, yet supports the O's. He doesn't seem to have originated in the eastern parts of London and one wonders why he chose to support us, but obviously has immaculate sense of taste. I can only speculate, that perhaps a thousand years ago, one of his ancestors sailed down the River Thames in a longboat, and forcefully ( perhaps not so very forcefully, knowing the women from East London ) had his wicked way. Maybe the delights of East London percolated through the centuries and effected the culture of Bergen Society? Who knows?
What is your favourite boarders name ( only interested in the name, not their postings.

Bergen is a short bald headed bloke with a beer belly

[Howling Mad Murdock]

If Bergen likes supporting a team which loses a lot im surpised he didn't go for Scotchland FC.

[Blackadder II]

"koses", "im", "surpised" are learning Norwegian HMM?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

Mr Clutch

[Mikero]

I thought of using my IQ number but somebody already did that.

Mikero

[tuffers#1]

I thought of using my IQ number but somebody already did that.

Mikero

Thats a slur on drivers of fast german sports cars !!!

[slacker]

I’m a sucker for a slightly-altered pun on a common saying/name, so currently the likes of Biggsy Malone and Apple Wumble get my vote.

[Long slender neck]

Sid Bishop

[Scuba Diver]

Long gone now, but I used to appreciate 'Armitage Shanks'

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Long gone now, but I used to appreciate 'Armitage Shanks'

You forgot Calvin Klein.Both from the era when Orient were "Toilet" or "Pants".

[Real Al]

That Bing [Bot], Google [Bot] one was good.

Wonder what happened to that intelligent and humorous fellow?

[Howling Mad Murdock]

That Bing [Bot], Google [Bot] one was good.

Wonder what happened to that intelligent and humorous fellow?

A spin off from that was Lester(bot).

[Real Al]

That Bing [Bot], Google [Bot] one was good.

Wonder what happened to that intelligent and humorous fellow?

A spin off from that was Lester(bot).

He just copied me!

Err, the other fella.

[Highwood Man]

My favourite used to be Eddie Von Sphincter.

[JimbO]

Can I change my name to Sherman tank

[Mikero]

"Long gone now, but I used to appreciate 'Armitage Shanks'"

" Your breasts, my dear, are so pearly white they shoud have 'Armitage Shanks' tatooed on them"

Anon.

Mikero