Boardin' Band

[Rich Tea Wellin]

After realising a few of us play instruments...I was thinking about who would be in the Boardin' Band, road manager, roadies, etc...and what songs would we do?

'Boarding Safari:

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Early in the mornin' we'll be loading it up
Some alias' will be login on
Dunners loading up another c&p reply
Keef is loading up another diss song

Come on, Monkey, wait and see (boardin', boardin' safari)
Oh, look another thread slagging Richie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Come along, Tuffers, or Joe315 (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, I'm gonna take you boardin' with me (boardin', boardin' safari)

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

[BoniO]

Good God.

[ChorizO]

Is this what this has come to?

[Orient_Man_And_Boy]

The theme from The Great Escape ….?

[StillSpike]

Thread was mistake

[Rich Tea Wellin]

[Dunners]

What song is that meant to be? is it Blur?

[Dunners]

Also, my legal team are on notice.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

What song is that meant to be? is it Blur?

Surfin Safari - Beach Boys.

Mistakenly thought everyone would know that classic.

[JimbO]

I work in the music industry so I'll be the manager but to get the benefit of my wisdom and experience I'd need a 90% cut. thought I'd reverse the usual 10%

[Proposition Joe]

How many times was rhino wrong?
Should we ban the 'Fanny' song?
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?
Another tale Sid Bishop tells
Did you know he did his ACL?
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?

Someday you will find me
Arguing with Tuffers
In a Boardin' supernova in the sky
Someday you will find me
Putting people right
In a Boardin' supernova
A Boardin' supernova in the sky

Wake up The Rev and ask him why
His Howler hate will never die
And whether R***r ever made him cry
Dunnem got radical-ised
Postin' about the Israelites
Where were you while we were Boardin' high?

Someday you will find me
Slowly become a TERF
In a Boardin' supernova in the sky
Someday you will find me
Ghosting Jimmy Smith
In a Boardin' supernova
A Boardin' supernova
‘Cos people believe
That they’re gonna get a ban for the Wummer
Forums and I, will never die
The Board’s still limping on, we don’t know why
Why, why, why, why?

[Proposition Joe]

Thread was still mistake but I've got a 3 hour wait ahead in A&E and I'm already really bored.

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

“That there’s gonna be a ban for the wummer” made it worth it

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Great work

[Hoover Attack]

After realising a few of us play instruments...I was thinking about who would be in the Boardin' Band, road manager, roadies, etc...and what songs would we do?

'Boarding Safari:

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Early in the mornin' we'll be loading it up
Some alias' will be login on
Dunners loading up another c&p reply
Keef is loading up another diss song

Come on, Monkey, wait and see (boardin', boardin' safari)
Oh, look another thread slagging Richie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Come along, Tuffers, or Joe315 (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, I'm gonna take you boardin' with me (boardin', boardin' safari)

Let's go boardin' now
Everybody's learnin' how
Come on the board with me
(Come on the board with)

Standing up for all the trannies (boardin', boardin' safari)
Here he comes, old Max BG (boardin', boardin' safari)
Scotch lands finest alco-cabbie (boardin', boardin' safari)
Yes, he’s gonna stick it to CEB (boardin', boardin' safari)