Alias Detector: offering my services

[The Reverend]

The reverend:- You are obviously not a follower of this Board. .

Mate, I’ve got twice as many boardin’ gold stars as you

[Proposition Joe]

The reverend:- You are obviously not a follower of this Board. I used my real name Clive Evans as a username for quite some time. I had hoped that people would have followed my example and not hidden their tedious postings behind some faux name. I gave up as the majority like Maxy prefer to make their sneering comments behind strange names. I have had a particularly bad past 3 months and come on here less & less, as it is boring, fetid and taken over by a few weirdos. It does nothing to enlighten me.

You used to be West Side Story? Well I never.

[Long slender neck]

The reverend:- You are obviously not a follower of this Board. I used my real name Clive Evans as a username for quite some time. I had hoped that people would have followed my example and not hidden their tedious postings behind some faux name. I gave up as the majority like Maxy prefer to make their sneering comments behind strange names. I have had a particularly bad past 3 months and come on here less & less, as it is boring, fetid and taken over by a few weirdos. It does nothing to enlighten me.

What would you like to talk about? This place is what you make of it.

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

“I would have hoped that everyone would do exactly what I do, even though it’s a universal message board convention to have a username that isn’t one’s real name, and despite not having the courage of my own convictions”

[Max B Gold]

The reverend:- You are obviously not a follower of this Board. I used my real name Clive Evans as a username for quite some time. I had hoped that people would have followed my example and not hidden their tedious postings behind some faux name. I gave up as the majority like Maxy prefer to make their sneering comments behind strange names. I have had a particularly bad past 3 months and come on here less & less, as it is boring, fetid and taken over by a few weirdos. It does nothing to enlighten me.

What would you like to talk about? This place is what you make of it.

He probably wants to talk about me. I get a mention in all of his posts. It's seriously creeping me out. Please ban him. He doesn't even like it on here anyway.

[Friend or fart]

Max B Gold:- Sookmaboaby.


Is that your best offering mate? You could do with some lessons from Germaine Jenus- & you think I'm creepy!!!

[B.whitehouse+10more]

Brain Whitehouse and any other 10 boarders.

You’re the only alias I have as you talk similar crap to me.

[The Reverend]

Max B Gold:- Sookmaboaby.


Is that your best offering mate? You could do with some lessons from Germaine Jenus- & you think I'm creepy!!!

Strange how you’re obsessed with people using their full names and yet you can’t even spell Jermaine Jenas correctly.

[Friend or fart]

Well you only have to read the news about how some people go really overboard attacking others under the cloak of anonymity, whilst on line. There has been some quite serious cases. I would hardly call it an obsession, that I wonder why users of a message board for little ole Leyton Orient, find it necessary to use aliases. Even more worrying when quite a few have multiple user names, solely for the purposes of winding up fellow Orient supporters. Or are most message board members West Ham & Spurs supporters. You seem unduly worried about my little key board error & deem it necessary to pull me up over it; despite the fact you knew precisely who I was talking about. I have used this Board for over 20 years ( be it going under other guises). It seems that it has dropped in popularity in the last 5-6 years; I suspect due to: the hostility, unfriendliness, aggression & pedantry. LSN asks what I would like to see us talk about. Open a thread & it doesn't take long for someone to go off topic or be hostile. People can disagree but I can't see why people need to be nasty. EG : Max B Gold:- Sookmaboaby.

[Long slender neck]

It is quite stupid to use your real name online, just think of the potential for identity theft and your privacy.

[Stowaway]

Entire thread is a massive embarrassment to all concerned.

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

This is genuinely the best thread on this forum

[Proposition Joe]

It is a bit odd to criticise others for using 'aliases' while you're recounting the (at least) three usernames you've had during your Boardin' career that are not, in fact, your actual name.

[The Reverend]

It seems that it has dropped in popularity in the last 5-6 years; I suspect due to: the hostility, unfriendliness, aggression & pedantry.

Pedantry…you mean like digging people out for what username they choose?

[Max B Gold]

It is quite stupid to use your real name online, just think of the potential for identity theft and your privacy.

Either ban him or BoabySookHim. He would be happy with either option.

Please ban this creepy alias.

[The Reverend]

It is quite stupid to use your real name online, just think of the potential for identity theft and your privacy.

Either ban him or BoabySookHim. He would be happy with either option.

Please ban this creepy alias.

Why is he so obsessed with you specifically? What’s the story there?

[Friend or fart]

Just read this thread to get an idea of the punters who have multiple aliases. I've flushed them out.

[Proposition Joe]

Everyone picking me up on things is the same person. Righto.

[Long slender neck]

Everyone picking me up on things is the same person. Righto.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Interesting that FoF is giving us his entire boarding curriculum vitae when his “supposed” name is an anagram of: CV: Lie

He thinks we’re foolish and won’t see through it