Definition of a perfect day

[Frogger]

When you go for a dump and you turn around and pee off all visible skid marks. Job done

[Celtient]

Sounds like heaven. Although, considerable discipline would be required to refrain from peeing simultaneously while taking a dump.

[Real Al]

I was moaning with a mate about getting old. "I wish I could get up in the morning, and first thing, have a really good pee. None of that dribbling. Following that, a really good dump, with no straining."

"That's not so great" said my mate. "At 7:30 every morning, I have a long pee, followed by a healthy dump. It's awful"

"How comes?" I asked.

"I don't wake up until 8:00".

[EliotNes]

I was moaning with a mate about getting old. "I wish I could get up in the morning, and first thing, have a really good pee. None of that dribbling. Following that, a really good dump, with no straining."

"That's not so great" said my mate. "At 7:30 every morning, I have a long pee, followed by a healthy dump. It's awful"

"How comes?" I asked.

"I don't wake up until 8:00".

Like it.

[Orient Punxx]

Tomorrow, into the 3rd round.

[BoniO]

Sounds like heaven. Although, considerable discipline would be required to refrain from peeing simultaneously while taking a dump.

I find that you often need to return asap before it becomes crusty. It can take a lot of hosing down if that happens.

[Celtient]

Alas, my jet is not as powerful as it once was. A squirt of bleach is sometimes required, depending on the level of skiddage of course

[LittleMate]

When an Orient keeper makes no mistakes.....