Olympique De Paris

[Max B Gold]

This guy should do well in the decathlon if his training vid is anything to go by:

[Currywurst and Chips]

Seems like there’s been a few hiccups in the run up with the trains f*cked, Olympic village running out of food and the IOC giving a pass to the entire Chinese swimming team doping

[Scuba Diver]

Seems like there’s been a few hiccups in the run up with the trains f*cked, Olympic village running out of food and the IOC giving a pass to the entire Chinese swimming team doping

Good that they've cleared the area of those pesky homeless/migrants so that the bureacrats can enjoy their ego trip in peace whilst the rest of Paris is a badly-run latrine.

Similar to Birmingham recently really.

[Dunners]

It's being reported that the train f*ck ups are due to coordinated arson attacks on rail infrastructure. But nobody has yet claimed responsibility.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Police aren’t Russian to name the suspects

[Omygawd]

They’re waiting for the police to Put in their intelligence.

[Dunners]

A rehearsal for the opening ceremony has just been leaked.

[Dunners]

Also, anybody know how Liz Truss's first day as a train driver on the French railways is going?

[Dunners]

Watching the opening ceremony. I think it would be fair to say that, so far, this is more camp than Eurovision.

[Constanza]

Finally I agree with the sentiment Stop The Boats.

[Dunners]

Doing Britain proud.

[Dunners]

That poor pianist.

[Dunners]

So far it's been sh*t. Not a patch on Beijing or London. This bit with the chords of La Marseillaise and the golden statues of historical French wimmin is a bit more like it. They need to up their game.

[Dunners]

It was a bizarre choice to have Snoop Dogg carry a giant spliff.

[Dunners]

Back to the f*cking boats.

Can't the GB boat sink the Spanish boat just to liven things up a bit?

[Dunners]

North Korea are up next.

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[Monkey Boy]

Did I see Moncur on a tug representing the O’s it was dipping at one end????

[Brigs]

No you didn't.
Such a poor attempt at humour above

[Monkey Boy]

No you didn't.
Such a poor attempt at humour above

Yes you are correct so I will stick to my football which I know about which you know nothing at all about

[ChorizO]

So far it's been sh*t. Not a patch on Beijing or London. This bit with the chords of La Marseillaise and the golden statues of historical French wimmin is a bit more like it. They need to up their game.

Churlish.

[Currywurst and Chips]

That was comical

Bet the BBC loved it though

[Brigs]

No you didn't.
Such a poor attempt at humour above

Yes you are correct so I will stick to my football which I know about which you know nothing at all about

You " Think you know something about football" .

[Brigs]

Australian hockey star amputates finger
to play at Olympics
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckmg7ngkgjeo

Now that's the dedication

[Dunners]

The laser show was decent. But having the Olympic flag upside down was perfect.

[Celtient]

Anyone actually interested in watching the sporty stuff? Can't say I'm bothered, but would probably watch a bit of the cycling if it coincides with my normal telly viewing time