Election Watch

[Max B Gold]

Labour's Dan Jarvis predicted to lose his seat to the guy who's so racist he's even been disowned by Reform. Fortunately Sirkier seems to have successfully appeased the bigots in enough other seats!

My insider says it won't happen.

[Adz]

It's a good watch so far. Is this a historic election marking the end of the tories? I foresee a permanent coalition between reform and conservative in the future with reform holding the power.

[Adz]

Barely getting over a 50% turnout is as big a story as the tory rout.

[Admin]

Little Owen reporting the Jam Man has won in Islington

[Mick McQuaid]

Having an extra shot for Jezza.

[Admin]

Mandelson took it well… which made my night

On the flip side, Farage steams Clacton

[Adz]

You can't get a more clearly view of a bifurcated country than Farage and Corbyn both getting up.

[Real Al]

Mordant gone

[Admin]

Her hair will be missed

[Real Al]

Same with Fabric-cant

[Real Al]

They're dropping like flies...

Gullis, Mercer, Coffey and Keegan

[BiggsyMalone]

Congratulations to Faiza Shaheen, Tory enabler careerist. Another 4 years of Iain Duncan Smith.

[Adz]

Hunt's speech in mentioning the NHS and the tories not able to fix it was fascinating.

[Real Al]

The Mogg is gone. I can go to bed now

[Adz]

Why do all politicians talk in such a nasally way?

[Currywurst and Chips]

Labour win, never thought I’d see this moment after the lowest of lows in 2019, great stuff

[Adz]

I've never heard Starmer talk before, is he a robot? Sounds like a dalek.

[Currywurst and Chips]

SNP OBLITERATED

[Hoover Attack]

The Mogg is gone. I can go to bed now

Straight into the HoL.

[Dunners]

Fair play and congratulations to Corbyn. There was some real worry that he'd left it too late, but shed loads of activists hit the streets in the last week to GTVO and do some door-to-door hair dye sales.

[Dunners]

Shame that IDS carries on.

[Dunners]

Why do all politicians talk in such a nasally way?

Starmer and Reeves both have black belts in this.

[Dunners]

Labour demonstrating the importance of focusing the election strategy on swing marginals instead of total votes. A landslide victory despite only increasing their vote share by just 1%.

As I've always said, it's not the size that matters, but what you do with it that counts.

[Hoover Attack]

Shame that IDS carries on.

All so avoidable.

The fact Starmer would rather have IDS in Parliament than a troublesome pro-Palestinian leftie is worrying.

[Adz]

Liz Truss about to get booted