Election Watch

[Proposition Joe]

Voted about 8am and there was a decent queue (although oddly in this part of E17 only people living in streets H-Z seemed to be bothering, the queue for those with an A-H address was deserted).

[Chief crazy horse]

The day is here where Sir Keir leads Labour from their lowest low for 79 years to, possibly, their biggest win ever in less than 5 years

An incredible turnaround and despite the resignations, I expect to see a number of Portiolo moments tonight

Who's portfolios are we about to see..

[Max B Gold]

[Admin]

Currently laid up with a horrendous bout of Covid and trying to garner the energy to get out of bed and vote. Not sure it'll make a difference in a very safe tory seat though.

[Hoover Attack]

Currently laid up with a horrendous bout of Covid and trying to garner the energy to get out of bed and vote. Not sure it'll make a difference in a very safe tory seat though.

Might be able to give it to a few old tories? Worth it for that alone.

[Max B Gold]

News from the Labour insider I know who is on the knocker says they have never heard so many people say they set their alarm for 7am to get out and vote for the Red half of the neoliberal concensus and austerity party.

[Dunners]

Just got back from my polling station. I was the only one there. I walked right in, scoffed at the lack of local engagement in the democratic process, and exclaimed how this was probably due to the paucity of intellectual rigour in the election debate and the lack of a credible true socialist alternative. And everybody cheered.

[Dunners]

Oh, and in case you're all wondering....

[Hoover Attack]

Just got back from my polling station. I was the only one there. I walked right in, scoffed at the lack of local engagement in the democratic process, and exclaimed how this was probably due to the paucity of intellectual rigour in the election debate and the lack of a credible true socialist alternative. And everybody cheered.

[Celtient]

When I went to vote there was about 6 people there. I shouted "Come on Switzerland" and then yodelled loudly. Everbody cheered

[Dunners]

"It's Windrush at the polls"

[Proposition Joe]

Don't want to be that guy, but if a white journo misappropriated Windrush in that way they'd be crucified.

[Dunners]

Your transition to the dark side is almost complete.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Voted and instantly felt guilty. Voted for someone that’s probably not been here until a month ago rather than the independent, just because the Indy doesn’t have a chance of ousting the Tory.

Doesn’t feel like democracy

[Hoover Attack]

Don't want to be that guy, but if a white journo misappropriated Windrush in that way they'd be crucified.

Uncle Bera says he's proud of you, son.

[Hoover Attack]

Where can I see the exit poll detail?

[Max B Gold]

Where can I see the exit poll detail?

Internet. I think Google is a tool on there.

[Story of O]

BBC website

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Where can I see the exit poll detail?

Can check your constituency here https://news.sky.com/story/exit-poll-wh ... y-13163180

Romford looking like Labour. Thought that weirdo would be there forever.

[Proposition Joe]

Where can I see the exit poll detail?

Can check your constituency here https://news.sky.com/story/exit-poll-wh ... y-13163180

Romford looking like Labour. Thought that weirdo would be there forever.

Islington North 'too close to call' according to that. Fingers crossed. Also says Kensington is a Labour hold, despite having a sitting Tory MP.

[Stowaway]

Still 131 seats too many for my liking.

[Hoover Attack]

Where can I see the exit poll detail?

Internet. I think Google is a tool on there.

Thank you. I think you're a tool on here.

[Hoover Attack]

Chingford - likely Labour gain

Islington (North) - too close to call

[Proposition Joe]

Labour's Dan Jarvis predicted to lose his seat to the guy who's so racist he's even been disowned by Reform. Fortunately Sirkier seems to have successfully appeased the bigots in enough other seats!

[BiggsyMalone]

Voted and instantly felt guilty. Voted for someone that’s probably not been here until a month ago rather than the independent, just because the Indy doesn’t have a chance of ousting the Tory.

Doesn’t feel like democracy

Don’t. Faiza is a careerist.