14 years of Tories

[Long slender neck]

Giving PPE contracts (and millions of pounds) to their mates down the pub.

[Mistadobalina]

The bit where they ruined thousands of innocent lives and deported dozens of British citizens through the hostile environment policy.

[Dunners]

Hyper inflation of property values
Stagnant average wages
Declining GDP per capita
Reduced infant health (measured through a decline in average height)
The end of NHS dentistry
The almost collapse of the administrative function of the state
The on-the-brink of collapse of the judicial system

As a starter.

[BoniO]

Blowing £40 billion on track & trace when anyone with an ounce of sense knew it could never work. Still all good if you had an interest in a Consultancy firm.

[Mistadobalina]

The tens of billions spent on a suburban rail shuttle between West London and the edge of Birmingham city centre.

[BoniO]

Becoming the pariah of Europe

[Dunners]

On the plus side, my ISA is doing well.

[BoniO]

Mismanagement of Covid emergency leading to 10’s of thousands of unnecessary deaths.

Lying to cover up the above.

[StillSpike]

Mismanagement of Covid emergency leading to 10’s of thousands of unnecessary deaths.

Lying to cover up the above.

I'm not sure it was mismanaged at all. They seem to have spotted the potential opportunities for personal profit and snapped them up very effectively.

[BoniO]

Mismanagement of Covid emergency leading to 10’s of thousands of unnecessary deaths.

Lying to cover up the above.

I'm not sure it was mismanaged at all. They seem to have spotted the potential opportunities for personal profit and snapped them up very effectively.

They certainly profited from it, I agree, but I still believe they were totally incompetent in their handling of the pandemic.

[Brigs]

Will be from 12.30 am friday, when The Blue Wall crumbles

[Currywurst and Chips]

Energy independence free from Russia

Arms and other support for Ukraine

Getting Brexit done

Legalising gay marriage

EU deal re-opened when remasters said it wouldn’t be

[Beradogs]

There is some good news. As you head down to the polling station tmrw and vote for labour you will be on the same side as Murdoch and The Sun. Enjoy x

[BoniO]

There is some good news. As you head down to the polling station tmrw and vote for labour you will be on the same side as Murdoch and The Sun. Enjoy x

Like all other rats, Murdoch knows when to jump ship.

[Rich Tea Wellin]

There is some good news. As you head down to the polling station tmrw and vote for labour you will be on the same side as Murdoch and The Sun. Enjoy x

So much pain already and it’s not even election day yet

[Hoover Attack]

This is a nice look back, isn’t it?

My fave moment of the past 14 years is undoubtedly David Hamerons Pig F*cking Revelation Day.

[Mistadobalina]

When it turned out the culture secretary was being escorted by a dominatrix sex worker to award ceremonies.

[BoniO]

Boris’s American business woman “friend” describing his lovemaking as “like being rolled on by a bin bag full of custard” is a personal favourite.

[Long slender neck]

I had not heard that! Jesus.

[Beradogs]

The Tory MP wiling away the hours by watching tractor porn in the commons.

[one o in huntingdon]

Boris’s American business woman “friend” describing his lovemaking as “like being rolled on by a bin bag full of custard” is a personal favourite.

That must be the pole dancer who gave him "computer" lessons

[Celtient]

If I was a bin bag full of custard, I'd be furious with that comparison

[one o in huntingdon]

Mad Nad getting blown out and throwing a tantrum was quite amusing too.

[StillSpike]

Mad Nad getting blown out and throwing a tantrum was quite amusing too.

A personal favourite

[Mistadobalina]

Having a former fire place salesman as defence sec and openly talking about putting missile launchers on tractors feels like a mad fever dream.