My mate was telling me the local bakery is really struggling. Apparently it’s in dire straits and to drum up extra business it’s giving away free fries with every order.
I gave them money for muffin and got my chips for free.
My mate....
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My mate drove down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. He knocked at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' He said. 'I'd like to replace it.'
The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'
'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' He said. 'I'd like to replace it.'
The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'
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My mate was the inventor of the throat lozenge - there was no coffin at his funeral.
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My mate wanted to lose weight and went to the doctor. The doctor said “don’t eat anything fatty”
My mate said “like bacon or burgers?”
The doc said “No fatty, don’t eat anything”
My mate said “like bacon or burgers?”
The doc said “No fatty, don’t eat anything”
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My mate asked me, “what's the best part about living in Switzerland?” I said “I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.”