Let's go off topic while we wait for transfers to moan about.

[RedDwarf 1881]

Never been removed from or 'asked to leave' a football ground.

Are you looking to break your duck next season

[Currywurst and Chips]

Never knowingly eaten ketchup and only knowingly eaten brown sauce once

[Monkey Boy]

I’ve never had pie and mash without liquor and vinegar on it.

[Dunners]

I've never had pie and mash.

[Hoover Attack]

Never knowingly eaten ketchup and only knowingly eaten brown sauce once

Is this a euphemism?

[Monkey Boy]

I've never had pie and mash.

Shame on you., and you support an east end club. Go stand in the corner and repent

[The Mindsweep]

I have never brought an Orient replica shirt. Mum brought me one when I was 14 and a mate brought a HEAT one for me and a few others back in the day.

Had polo tops etc though.

[LittleMate]

Never had sex with a giraffe.

But you have with other animals?

[BoniO]

What happens in the African plains stays in the African plains....

[Admin]

I've never had pie and mash.

Given your assumed affluence, this is not a surprise. Just think of it as a poor mans version of Beef Wellington.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Pie & mash is just a poor man’s version of [insert boarders name]

[Admin]

Never seen the Wizard of Oz or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[Hoover Attack]

I've never had pie and mash.

Liquor?

[Dunners]

I've never had pie and mash.

Liquor?

if she insists.

[The Reverend]

Never been taken to court by a local radio station

[Monkey Boy]

I've never had pie and mash.

Given your assumed affluence, this is not a surprise. Just think of it as a poor mans version of Beef Wellington.

Poor man’s beef wellington, how very dare you, is there an admin that I can complain about the admin? and liquor for the hard of hearing is basically parsley source but green and wonderful