Israel

[one o in huntingdon]

If you fill in a hole, yes.

Has there been a lot of backfilling going on?
Very responsible to make good the bomb craters

[ComeOnYouOs]

For the few hours, Zionists have been going nuts on social media encouraging everyone to vote for the Israel entry, even before they've heard it.

Apparently Americans can vote as well, and they to have been bombarded by Zionists giving the phone number to vote etc.

You can vote 20 times, and loads are coming on Twitter saying they voted 20 times for Israel.

Just as Ukraine "won" in 2022, Israel will win.

And we're told its not political!!

Be interesting though for next year, seeing how many countries will refuse to partake in Tel Aviv

[Long slender neck]

Is music allowed in Palestine?

[BoniO]

Is music allowed in Palestine?

Very keen on the soundtrack to Apocalypse Now

[Dunners]

Is music allowed in Palestine?

Not sure, but invitations to musical festivals have sure dried up.

[faldO]

You can vote 20 times, and loads are coming on Twitter saying they voted 20 times for Israel.

I've been using the app and a VPN and have so far been able to vote for Israel 240 times. Currently working my way through Africa...

[Dunners]

I was going to vote for Israel. But it costs 15p a time. F*ck that.

[BoniO]

Did they win? I mean, they can’t be all that bad if they can win a singing contest can they.

[Proposition Joe]

For the few hours, Zionists have been going nuts on social media encouraging everyone to vote for the Israel entry, even before they've heard it.

Apparently Americans can vote as well, and they to have been bombarded by Zionists giving the phone number to vote etc.

You can vote 20 times, and loads are coming on Twitter saying they voted 20 times for Israel.

Just as Ukraine "won" in 2022, Israel will win.

And we're told its not political!!

Be interesting though for next year, seeing how many countries will refuse to partake in Tel Aviv

Narrator's voice: They did not win.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Absolutely fuming!

I stuck a bullseye on Israel to win the Eurovision because COYOs told me there was a conspiracy to rig it for the Jewish state now I’m out of pocket

[ComeOnYouOs]

Absolutely fuming!

I stuck a bullseye on Israel to win the Eurovision because COYOs told me there was a conspiracy to rig it for the Jewish state now I’m out of pocket

Sorry about that C&C, The authorities changed their mind at the last minute, because they realised if Israel won, it would be boycotted in Tel Aviv next year, which would cost them millions, so they fixed it for a nice neutral country like Switzerland, who no one hates, to win it.

I didnt have time to post the new information on here last night .

[Proposition Joe]

Does everything *have* to be a conspiracy? Must be exhausting.

[CEB]

Does everything *have* to be a conspiracy? Must be exhausting.

They want you tired

[Currywurst and Chips]

Of course it’s a conspiracy, the fact shadowy elite “experts” can completely upend and reverse the public vote with their own opinions is chilling.

The rigging of Eurovision is the first step on the route to dictatorship

[Hoover Attack]

Absolutely fuming!

I stuck a bullseye on Israel to win the Eurovision because COYOs told me there was a conspiracy to rig it for the Jewish state now I’m out of pocket

Sorry about that C&C, The authorities changed their mind at the last minute, because they realised if Israel won, it would be boycotted in Tel Aviv next year, which would cost them millions, so they fixed it for a nice neutral country like Switzerland, who no one hates, to win it.

I didnt have time to post the new information on here last night .

That does make sense, to be fair to COYOs.

[CEB]

I love “they realised”, as if at 6:30 last night John Eurovision was talking to his wife and she was like “but when Israel wins, and next year is held there, won’t there by a boycott?”, the blood drained from his face and he went “oh for f***s sake!”, had two minutes of being “f*** f*** f***!!” then calmed down, made a few phone calls to the Co-conspirators then did Conspiracy Plan B by winging it

[Hoover Attack]

No way does Sir John Eurovision have a wife.

[RedDwarf 1881]

I love “they realised”, as if at 6:30 last night John Eurovision was talking to his wife and she was like “but when Israel wins, and next year is held there, won’t there by a boycott?”, the blood drained from his face and he went “oh for f***s sake!”, had two minutes of being “f*** f*** f***!!” then calmed down, made a few phone calls to the Co-conspirators then did Conspiracy Plan B by winging it

Nah, they didn't just realise that last night at 6.30 it was probably more like Friday morning when thousands turned up outside the Israeli's hotel to protest ..

[Max B Gold]

[Long slender neck]

Prove it.

Also, why don't they release the hostages? They planned all of this.

[Hoover Attack]

Prove it.

Also, why don't they release the hostages? They planned all of this.

Oh FFS, here he goes again.

'They'? The innocent civillians - women, children, the old - being murdered by Israel are not the ones holding the hostages.

[Long slender neck]

Hamas knew they could hide amongst the civilians

The civlians elected Hamas

[Hoover Attack]

Note that I have not called you a sick c**t after being banned for doing so last time.

The lesson to keep my thoughts to myself has been learned.

[Long slender neck]

What should Hamas do?

What should Palestinians do?

[CEB]

LSN - much like EFL officials he has an impossible job keeping peace in a sometimes heated and chaotic environment. He does an admirable job keeping law and order on here even when it can get a bit tasty. He is fair but firm when he needs to be. Considering this is a guy doing it in his spare time he deserves praise.

Rev bang on as usual