Lindsey Martin

[ChorizO]

Calls him a cretin after he’s apologised.

Timing is everything in boardin, sausageO

Time waits for no man - your enforced absence from the board should have taught you that. Then again, one who sketches hackneyed Star Wars characters for entertainment, shouts abuse at moderators and squeals like a capybara with a piranha feasting on its nether regions (not to mention delivers ‘snappy’ puns on boarders’ names) is probably incapable of understanding nuance in posting.

[aylesburyos]

Pretty poor if our wonderful club employee reads this tbh. Time to close this down. Good luck Lindsey

[Long slender neck]

And the Award for Best Ticketing Fiasco goes to...

[Admin]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

[CEB]

Calls him a cretin after he’s apologised.

Timing is everything in boardin, sausageO

Time waits for no man - your enforced absence from the board should have taught you that. Then again, one who sketches hackneyed Star Wars characters for entertainment, shouts abuse at moderators and squeals like a capybara with a piranha feasting on its nether regions (not to mention delivers ‘snappy’ puns on boarders’ names) is probably incapable of understanding nuance in posting.

Is it the Star Wars characters who are hackneyed, or the sketches of them?

Not entirely sure if the link between “occasionally draws characters from pop culture” and “not understanding nuance”, but well done for joining the esteemed ranks of…erm… OFF in doing the “lol you do drawings” approach of arguing.

Genuine lol at the deployment of “you’ve been banned from the board”. Get back to me when you do anything interesting enough to get you more than a microspasm of a raised eyebrow, sausageO

[ChorizO]

Calls him a cretin after he’s apologised.

Timing is everything in boardin, sausageO

Time waits for no man - your enforced absence from the board should have taught you that. Then again, one who sketches hackneyed Star Wars characters for entertainment, shouts abuse at moderators and squeals like a capybara with a piranha feasting on its nether regions (not to mention delivers ‘snappy’ puns on boarders’ names) is probably incapable of understanding nuance in posting.

Is it the Star Wars characters who are hackneyed, or the sketches of them?

Not entirely sure if the link between “occasionally draws characters from pop culture” and “not understanding nuance”, but well done for joining the esteemed ranks of…erm… OFF in doing the “lol you do drawings” approach of arguing.

Genuine lol at the deployment of “you’ve been banned from the board”. Get back to me when you do anything interesting enough to get you more than a microspasm of a raised eyebrow, sausageO

Genuinely bizarre response. It takes a special sort of sad person who takes self-importance from being banned from a Division 3 message board and that one’s self-worth should be judged on those terms.

You appear to have elevated the art of wallowing in one’s own mediocrity to new heights and for that, I congratulate you.

Raised eyebrows exist in the real world where personal actions and deeds actually matter, However, I hope you continue to gain strength from your etchings of Yoda’s bollocks and other befitting pastimes and that they fortify you in the days ahead.

[CEB]

I think you accidentally put a full stop instead of a semi-colon after writing “genuinely bizarre response”

By the way, I don’t draw Yoda, I draw baby Yoda. Get with it.

[Friend or fart]

CEB= The Rodney Trotter of this message board.

[CEB]

Keep those up to the minute cultural references coming!

I do enjoy an attempted pile on from some of the board’s dullest aliases.

Get back to me when you have at least 1% of all posts on this board. Until then, you’re a boardin’ lightweight.

Now excuse me while I draw Luke Skywalker with a side parting

[Rubex Kube]

CEB= The Rodney Trotter of this message board.

Trigger calls him Dave?

[Dunners]

CEB needs to draw a cartoon strip of Han and Chewie in the cantina, where Han falls through bar and Chewie pulls a face.

[brentwoodo]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

Just for the record, the 'Brentwoodo' on the other board is a different person completely, unfortunately they are just using the same title as mine on there. I do try and keep my posts positive and informative as far as possible and I try and avoid the boring squabbles that seem to populate this board. I did however get a bit irritated by the knocking of Lindsey in the thread although the author has subsequently labelled himself as a Dickhead so all is good.

[Omygawd]

CEB needs to draw a cartoon strip of Han and Chewie in the cantina, where Han falls through bar and Chewie pulls a face.

[Rubex Kube]

CEB needs to draw a cartoon strip of Han and Chewie in the cantina, where Han falls through bar and Chewie pulls a face.

Dont forget the pork pie

[Omygawd]

CEB needs to draw a cartoon strip of Han and Chewie in the cantina, where Han falls through bar and Chewie pulls a face.

If only the “say it to my face” crew on here understood what quality nuanced boardin’ is about. Dunners I salute you, still chuckling, tempted to nominate you for the annual Boardin’ Gold prize for this one. Nominations must close shortly? Normally awarded in June?

[Max B Gold]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

There's another Board!! Why was I not told. Bye.

[Monkey Boy]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

Just for the record, the 'Brentwoodo' on the other board is a different person completely, unfortunately they are just using the same title as mine on there. I do try and keep my posts positive and informative as far as possible and I try and avoid the boring squabbles that seem to populate this board. I did however get a bit irritated by the knocking of Lindsey in the thread although the author has subsequently labelled himself as a Dickhead so all is good.

Boring squabbles,boring squabbles? How very dare you

[Monkey Boy]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

There's another Board!! Why was I not told. Bye.

Me too,forgot they won’t let me on there

[Max B Gold]

Oooh. I've just noticed Brentwoodo on here. Are you the same one over on Mungo's who's a huge fan of mine / PJ's? Apologies if you're not.....

https://lofcforum.boards.net/thread/8302/site?page=2

There's another Board!! Why was I not told. Bye.

Me too,forgot they won’t let me on there

I suspect my dialectic approach to Boardin' will be welcomed with open arms. Time will tell.

[Proposition Joe]

Worst thing about this is the underhand shade on capybaras, won't stand for that. Great creatures.

[Hoover Attack]

And the Award for Best Ticketing Fiasco goes to...

Charlton away, 2006.

[ChorizO]

Keep those up to the minute cultural references coming!

I do enjoy an attempted pile on from some of the board’s dullest aliases.

Get back to me when you have at least 1% of all posts on this board. Until then, you’re a boardin’ lightweight.

Now excuse me while I draw Luke Skywalker with a side parting

Dear oh dear.

Like being flogged with a wet lettuce.

[CEB]

Good one, Thorizo

[The Reverend]

I won’t be meeting anyone before the game. Quite a pathetic reaction to someone posting on a forum really.

Shitebag

I’ll meet you at 14:15 then

I met a guy outside the South Stand today at 14:15.
Was this you?

[The Reverend]

Keep those up to the minute cultural references coming!

I do enjoy an attempted pile on from some of the board’s dullest aliases.

Get back to me when you have at least 1% of all posts on this board. Until then, you’re a boardin’ lightweight.

Now excuse me while I draw Luke Skywalker with a side parting

I thought the suggestion that aliases exist on this board was nonsense and nobody actually does that.

Who was it that was totally adamant that no aliases exist on this board and that it was an absurd suggestion?

*checks notes* oh yes, it was CEB - the oracle of hypocrisy.