The details of this story are gonna be grim

[CEB]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... rlour-hull

[Hoover Attack]

Most stories from Hull are.

[Proposition Joe]

Sure it's all just a misunderstanding that everyone will look back on in a few years and laugh about.

[Proposition Joe]

A source in the know says they were *alleged* to be selling second hand cars out the back of one of the parlours which very much suggests a highly serious funeral business.

[Orient_Man_And_Boy]

A source in the know says they were *alleged* to be selling second hand cars out the back of one of the parlours which very much suggests a highly serious funeral business.

‘From cradle to grave’?

[BoniO]

"Rots not to like" about this.

[B.whitehouse+10more]

Story will be dead (but not buried) in a few days.

[Proposition Joe]

Pretty crass to joke about this. More evidence of the decaying standards on here.

[CEB]

You’ve got some necro on you, talking about standards

[Friend or fart]

Strange " sense " of humour on this Board at times. Quite worrying about the mindset of some fans.

[Proposition Joe]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... neral-home

Dreading finding out exactly why they've seemingly just stashed a load of bodies and carried out fake cremations.

[CEB]

I can’t help but find it darkly funny that there’s an element of “mundane local news story” alongside the horrific nature of it in that one of the complaints is “I paid nearly £1800!”

[Proposition Joe]

There's bound to be a pic in the Hull Daily Mail of a disgruntled couple looking sad and pointing at, or holding, an urn.

[CEB]

Nobody’s said it yet, but is it gonna be that they were f***ing the bodies?

[Proposition Joe]

I'm sure plenty have said it, if not on here. My immediate thought was that some of them were getting Saviled.

[CEB]

But then also I’m hearing stuff that it just amounts to that it was a cowboy operation.

It seems weird if a firm has just half arsed funeral arrangements, like a casual illegal fly tipper clearing a driveway

[Proposition Joe]

They apparently had the storage facilities, just don't then seem to have...got rid of the bodies? Just all so odd.

[CEB]

Slowly building an army of the Undead?

[Proposition Joe]

They'd struggle to stand out much in some parts of the city.

[Long slender neck]

Too expensive to burn the bodies?