Eyesight

[Wally Banter]

The moment it says "white lives matter regards xx", I'll unplug it.

[CEB]

Just make sure you haven’t checked any of my aliases with it, because if you have done, unplugging it won’t work, it’ll continue to run on nothing but a sense of its own self importance for around 736 years

[DrWindy]

Did you have a general anaesthetic?

No. Also had some laser surgery as a follow up. Absolutely no issue at all there. Laser just zaps some bits and pieces, can’t even remember what now.

I am really not sure I want my bits and pieces zapped. Just saying.

[Omygawd]

Also had laser eye to correct relatively bad short-sightedness, about 14 years ago. Worked a charm, until hitting 40 - and now I need glasses for screen use and (as of last week) glasses for longer vision.

Allied to chronic stiffness, injury-proneness and worsening tinnitus / hearing loss in one ear, I can confidently say that middle age is bullshit and they'd better have legalised assisted dying by the time I'm 60.

Who are you leaving the alias robot to?

Whoever's willing to clean it down.

[Friend or fart]

The traffic on this thread confirms my suspicions. To be an Orient supporter, it helps if you can't see a bloody thing.