Alias Detector: offering my services

[Wally Banter]

[Hoover Attack]

Why have you put her mouth down so low?

Surely the grid bit is the face, the red curve being her collar and signifying her neck?

[Wally Banter]

Why are you assuming they're a woman, you transphobe?

[CEB]

Especially since they have my hair circa the last time I went to orient

[Proposition Joe]

Was going to describe a scenario where the Alias Robot escapes WB's basement sex dungeon and, due to trauma and reading this MB, malfunctions so that its alias detection goes hyper and it ends up just going around deadnaming people. And now I find out it's wearing your hair? Chilling.

[Hoover Attack]

Why are you assuming they're a woman, you transphobe?

This is not the issue here - why have you f*cked up their face like this?

[Proposition Joe]

Body shaming a robot, classy.

[Hoover Attack]

For the record, yes I had made assumptions but all in good faith... I know they are being recharged by you doing sex to them, and I believe you are a married man with kids, so despite the vibes I assumed you were a straight male and would therefore only do sex to a female robot.

Be a bit weird if a straight male was doing sex to a male robot, don't you think?

[Wally Banter]

He's a bloody robohomophobe!

[Admin]

Can i ask why you've given the robot Michael Fabricant's hair? Are we to consider you a Tory robohomophobe?

[CEB]

It’s Wall-E and Eve, not Wall-E and Steve

[Hoover Attack]

Thinking about it, all robots are a little bit, ain't they?

[The Reverend]

Who is/was “Rubex Kube”?

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

Who is/was “Rubex Kube”?

Despite our feuds, THAT is what weird obsession actually looks like

[The Reverend]

Who is/was “Rubex Kube”?

Despite our feuds, THAT is what weird obsession actually looks like

Im intrigued as to who is behind Rubex Kube because they also made a couple of attempts coming for me recently.
Usually these aliases come for me but it’s rare to see one go for you as well. The scattergun approach of this one was unusual.

[CEB2ElectricBoogaloo]

The fact that he totally ballsed it up suggests that it’s one of the weirdos who is also stupid. I’m not sure how much that narrows it down

[Hoover Attack]

Thinking about it, all robots are a little bit, ain't they?

C3PO was the biggest bender, obvs, but all the Star Wars ones.
Metal Mickey
Daleks
Twiky from Buck Rogers
Robert the Robot from Justins House

The list is basically endless.

[WickfordO]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

No can't be. F o F's spelling and grammar are far superior.

[The Reverend]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

No can't be. F o F's spelling and grammar are far superior.

Tuffers is now using that “Brigs” alias on here.

[Max B Gold]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

No can't be. F o F's spelling and grammar are far superior.

Tuffers is now using that “Brigs” alias on here.

No that's Paul Brigstone. Brigs for short.

[Friend or fart]

Anybody who is anybody knows my one & only true name. I am proud of who & what I am and unlike a lot of the other: boring, shameless twats on here I don't need to hide behind an alter ego.

[Dunners]

Thinking about it, all robots are a little bit, ain't they?

C3PO was the biggest bender, obvs, but all the Star Wars ones.
Metal Mickey
Daleks
Twiky from Buck Rogers
Robert the Robot from Justins House

The list is basically endless.

The Terminator.

Appears out of nowhere, in the middle of the night, stark-bollock naked in a car park. Then proceeds to ask some young boys to take their clothes off and spends the rest of the film franchise indulging his leather fetish.

[y o y o y]

Where's Wally?

[The Reverend]

Anybody who is anybody knows my one & only true name. I am proud of who & what I am and unlike a lot of the other: boring, shameless twats on here I don't need to hide behind an alter ego.

So “friend or faux” is your real life name is it?

[Friend or fart]

The reverend:- You are obviously not a follower of this Board. I used my real name Clive Evans as a username for quite some time. I had hoped that people would have followed my example and not hidden their tedious postings behind some faux name. I gave up as the majority like Maxy prefer to make their sneering comments behind strange names. I have had a particularly bad past 3 months and come on here less & less, as it is boring, fetid and taken over by a few weirdos. It does nothing to enlighten me.