Alias Detector: offering my services

[Wally Banter]

Hi all,

Using AI and technology and stuff, I've created a sophistimacated algorithm which can determine the probability of two aliases being the same person. Feel free to throw out some accusations, and I'll feed them into the system and see what comes back, ok?

[B.whitehouse+10more]

Joe Biden and Donald Trump

[Hoover Attack]

Brain Whitehouse and any other 10 boarders.

[B.whitehouse+10more]

Brain Whitehouse and any other 10 boarders.

[Long slender neck]

Ski Sunday?

[Monkey Boy]

Sasha Baron Cohen

[Wally Banter]

Ski Sunday?

Sorry boss - Detector is struggling, as that alias has only posted 4 times so far:

[CEB]

Finally this thread takes off. I thought it had potential, but the lack of alias detecting and poor focus on the task at hand is unforgivable. Come on Wally, don’t focus on the day job!

[Wally Banter]

I…was shagging the robot. Sorry.

[CEB]

Did you get a clear “affirmative”?

[Currywurst and Chips]

ChorizO

[Hoover Attack]

Oooh, sausage wars!

[CEB]

It’s obvious who ChorizO is

[The Reverend]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

[CEB]

Yes

[Rich Tea Wellin]

Isn’t it Clive Evans, the keyboard warrior?

[Friend or fart]

C'est moi! Nobody else. This place has gotten so sad that I only come here when nothing on TV or YouTube. It is so pathetic that youngsters have to hide behind (multiple ) false names; whilst oldies like me, are proud of who they are, what they have achieved and have the balls to use their proper identities. When I supported Chelsea I always suspected Orient fans were damp lettuces. Since I changed my circumstances in the mid-1990's my worst fears were confirmed. CEB wants fisticuffs with a frail ole geezer in his late 70's is a great metaphor. Wouldn't expect anything more from a user name that is derived from a sad ole cowboy film star (?) - I expect CEB still plays with his cap gun.

[Proposition Joe]

When there's nothing on YouTube? There's about a gazillion hours of stuff to watch.

[The Reverend]

C'est moi! Nobody else. This place has gotten so sad that I only come here when nothing on TV or YouTube. It is so pathetic that youngsters have to hide behind (multiple ) false names; whilst oldies like me, are proud of who they are, what they have achieved and have the balls to use their proper identities. When I supported Chelsea I always suspected Orient fans were damp lettuces. Since I changed my circumstances in the mid-1990's my worst fears were confirmed. CEB wants fisticuffs with a frail ole geezer in his late 70's is a great metaphor. Wouldn't expect anything more from a user name that is derived from a sad ole cowboy film star (?) - I expect CEB still plays with his cap gun.

So “friend or faux” isn’t also a false name?

[CEB]

When there's nothing on YouTube? There's about a gazillion hours of stuff to watch.

And on here, once you’ve watched enough YouTube, you have extra credibility

[Hoover Attack]

Youtube? Completed it, mate.

[Wally Banter]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

Hardly seemed worth it, but here you go:

[The Reverend]

“Friend or faux” has to be another iteration of Tuffers, right?

Hardly seemed worth it, but here you go:

That’s pretty conclusive. Do we each have a limit to how many times we can use the alias detecting robot? I don’t want to waste my goes.

[Wally Banter]

I only have a limited amount of, um, stuff that I use to power the thing.

[BIGRON]

I only have a limited amount of, um, stuff that I use to power the thing.

Keep shagging it then .