Tory Watch

[Long slender neck]

Public dont care about Rishi. They want this farce to end and they've been given some longwinded crazy plan thats stuck in the Lords?

[Currywurst and Chips]

Look forward to him having a £500 bet with James O’Brien that he can’t throw a kettle over a pub

[Hoover Attack]

Very depressing and don’t blame him

He’s quitting because there was a fire in a shed near his offices?

I wonder how many other Tory MPs will be quitting for similar reasons in the coming months…

[Dunners]

Oh, that's a shame. This one was good fun.

[Hoover Attack]

Has he given an excuse/reason?

[Dunners]

Nope. But, given he had a 18,393 majority, it could be out of sheer embarrassment.

[Proposition Joe]

And now Sunak's had to welch on the ridiculous bet. I thought this guy was supposed to be the dull tech-bro, less chaos, safe pair of hands, managed decline PM? He's turning into an absolute car crash.

[Hoover Attack]

Nope. But, given he had a 18,393 majority, it could be out of sheer embarrassment.

Surely he could have referenced the youths that congregate in the bus shelter a mere 3 streets away from his offices?

[Dunners]

Sunak is just dying on his arse now.

[CEB]

Sunak really is pathetic

[Hoover Attack]

You two aren't fooling anyone.

[Dunners]

As a political operator he's proving to be an absolute liability. If he's this bad now things should get proper entertaining when the pressure of the election campaign starts to set in.

[Friend or fart]

BBC reporting that weather has been a big factor in the decrease of Illegal Crossings last year. Tories were making a big issue of the decrease & saying weather wasn't to blame. Met Office released statistics to say, " Oh yes it was "

[The Mindsweep]

Sunak is rapidly becoming the very worst PM in history

[Friend or fart]

Andrew Rosindell is off the hook. Police no longer investigating him for rape & other serious allegations. He can now work very hard & TRY to retain his Romford seat. I have had dealings with him, & found him to be a thick & obnoxious geezer. Fortunately he kept his hands to himself.

[Long slender neck]

The people of Romford will reelect.

[The Mindsweep]

[Dunners]

I caught a clip of Sunak being hectored by the conspiraloon on last night's show. LOL.

[Friend or fart]

With Labour in freefall because of the Rochdale balls up; if Richy had any balls he should call a snap General Election. He could then end up with a few more than 20 MPs.

[Proposition Joe]

To be fair to Sunak, it's not totally surprising as, while he's a c*nt, he's not a big enough c*nt to sate the violent desires of the average GB News presenter or viewer.

[The Mindsweep]

However, a poll last night showing the Tories are closer to Labour in Wellingborough than expected sent the their odds tightening.

[Dunners]

It's budget day. And, whilst we eagerly await to see what slops the chancellor dishes up for us, let's take a look at what the f*ckers have been up to, shall we?

[Dunners]

First up, we have Michelle Donelan. As Secretary of State she has made false allegations against two academics based on a narrative pushed by the Policy Exchange. This led to an official investigation and a libel complaint against her, which she has conceded. And paid compensation from public funds. And isn't resigning (so far, at least).

[Dunners]

Then we have ex-Tory (he's still one at heart, so I'm including him here) Andrew Bridgen. Following on from his wife giving an interview about how he has ruined her life by becoming a conspiracy wingnut, he has issued a letter to the Met Police accusing the government of murder over the Covid vaccine Programme.

But, the best bit is his list of experts, which includes - wait for it - Matt Le Tissier

[Proposition Joe]

John O'Looney has to be a spoof, come on.